It's Not Me, I Swear!
January 2008
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Cast and credits
Actors | Daniel Brière, Suzanne Clément, Catherine Faucher, Antoine L'écuyer, Gabriel Maillé |
Producers | Luc Déry, Kim McCraw |
Director | Philippe Falardeau |
Writers | Philippe Falardeau, Bruno Hébert, Jules Philip |
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English
Rental period
Start within 30 days, finish within 48 hours.
Run time
105 minutes
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