Jersey Shore Massacre
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The Bonus Features alone are worth the price of admission. If you're a fan of either the "horror" or "comedy/horror" slasher-flick genre, you'll most likely enjoy Jersey Shore Massacre. Although much about it is cliche (and sometimes even offensive), it certainly delivers potent doses of blood and gore (that are, thankfully, inflicted upon those simplistic parasitic narcissistic characters as depicted on MTV's Jersey Shore). Additionally, humorous elements exist throughout. The Bonus Features alone are worth the price of admission, particularly the "short" entitled, Fat Camp Massacre.
Makaya Stewart
Cool You know I thought it was just the regular jersey shore by then I saw the word massacre and wanted to watch it.
Vickey Waldo
Jersey Shore Massaacre I Love these types of movies where they go to have a good time in the mean time "who.s " Lurkin " in the Dark seaside waitein on them suspence :-)
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The Bonus Features alone are worth the price of admission. If you're a fan of either the "horror" or "comedy/horror" slasher-flick genre, you'll most likely enjoy Jersey Shore Massacre. Although much about it is cliche (and sometimes even offensive), it certainly delivers potent doses of blood and gore (that are, thankfully, inflicted upon those simplistic parasitic narcissistic characters as depicted on MTV's Jersey Shore). Additionally, humorous elements exist throughout. The Bonus Features alone are worth the price of admission, particularly the "short" entitled, Fat Camp Massacre.
Cast and credits
Actors | Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella, Giovanni Roselli, Chris Lazarro, Ron Jeremy, Sal Governale, Richard Christy |
Producers | Teri Tarnopol |
Director | Paul Tarnopol |
Writers | Paul Tarnopol |
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English
Rental period
Start within 30 days, finish within 48 hours.
Run time
87 minutes
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