Scary Movie 5: Unrated Version
April 2013
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Andy Webster
The latest installment of the slick, highly profitable parody franchise.
Peter Howell
It's supposed to be funny, but you'd have an easier time reading a zombie's pulse than you would finding a single good laugh ...
Amy Nicholson
For the art-house crowd, who may, I suppose, stumble drunk into the wrong theater after too much Chardonnay, there are nods to Black Swan and 127 Hours.
Darren Franich
A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.
Joe Neumaier
Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious.
Stephanie Merry
Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.
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Peter Howell
It's supposed to be funny, but you'd have an easier time reading a zombie's pulse than you would finding a single good laugh ...
Amy Nicholson
For the art-house crowd, who may, I suppose, stumble drunk into the wrong theater after too much Chardonnay, there are nods to Black Swan and 127 Hours.
Darren Franich
A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.
Joe Neumaier
Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious.
Stephanie Merry
Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.
Laremy Legel
A hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.
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Cast and credits
Actors | Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Erica Ash, Katt Williams, Terry Crews, Gracie Whitton, Lidia Porto, Charlie Sheen, Darrell Hammond, Tyler Posey, Ava Kolker, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg, Molly Shannon, Jerry O'Connell |
Producers | Bob Weinstein, Harvey Weinstein, Brian Bell, Phil Dornfeld, David Zucker |
Director | Malcolm Lee |
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88 minutes
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