Tales From The Crypt: Bordello of Blood
August 1996
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Joe Leydon
Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.
Richard Harrington
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
Jack Mathews
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
Peter Stack
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
This sickeningly puerile mess will be attractive only to teen boys who aren't too picky about special effects or scripts.
Lawrence Van Gelder
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
Critic reviews
Joe Leydon
Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.
Richard Harrington
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
Jack Mathews
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
Peter Stack
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
This sickeningly puerile mess will be attractive only to teen boys who aren't too picky about special effects or scripts.
Lawrence Van Gelder
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
James Berardinelli
... a macabre, jokey affair that could give Buffy the Vampire Slayer a run for its money as the silliest undead story of the decade.
Cast and credits
Actors | Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, Angie Everhart, Chris Sarandon, Corey Feldman, William Sadler, John Kassir |
Producers | Gilbert Adler |
Director | Gilbert Adler |
Writers | Gilbert Adler |
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Rental period
Start within 30 days, finish within 24 hours.
Run time
87 minutes
Rating
R
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