The Babymakers
August 2012
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James Berardinelli
The sole function served by this motion picture is to illustrate how not to frame jokes in movies.
Alonso Duralde
The only moments where The Babymakers provides any kind of comic lift come when talented improvisers like Faxon, Heffernan, Chandrasekhar and Aisha Tyler clearly go off-book and noodle their way...
Laremy Legel
"The Babymakers" is amazing in its complete lack of comedy, nearly satirical in its rejection of levity and full-on embrace of mediocrity.
Mark Olsen
When a movie resorts to scenes of a grown man rolling around on a floor slick with spilled semen samples, something plainly has gone wrong.
Sara Stewart
Every so often a movie comes along that's so lame, you can almost make out a "What the hell am I doing here?" thought bubble over an actor's head.
Mick LaSalle
The big disappointment of "The Babymakers" is that it doesn't come close to being worthy of its two stars, Paul Schneider and Olivia Munn.
Critic reviews
James Berardinelli
The sole function served by this motion picture is to illustrate how not to frame jokes in movies.
Alonso Duralde
The only moments where The Babymakers provides any kind of comic lift come when talented improvisers like Faxon, Heffernan, Chandrasekhar and Aisha Tyler clearly go off-book and noodle their way...
Laremy Legel
"The Babymakers" is amazing in its complete lack of comedy, nearly satirical in its rejection of levity and full-on embrace of mediocrity.
Mark Olsen
When a movie resorts to scenes of a grown man rolling around on a floor slick with spilled semen samples, something plainly has gone wrong.
Sara Stewart
Every so often a movie comes along that's so lame, you can almost make out a "What the hell am I doing here?" thought bubble over an actor's head.
Mick LaSalle
The big disappointment of "The Babymakers" is that it doesn't come close to being worthy of its two stars, Paul Schneider and Olivia Munn.
John DeFore
Viewers may suspect the filmmakers have no clue about the actual operation of fertility clinics and sperm banks (the plot depends on some pretty dubious practices, particularly involving donor...
User reviews
Why? This looks so funny! But why is it $6.99?! I don't remember it in the movie theaters..If its one of those "see it b4 its released" movies i get it..but if not... Just too much...
So so Not a movie you want to watch in a plane though...too much topless action might offend fellow passengers.
Great! I watched it, and loved it. Great story and great characters.
paid the 6.99 and overall i thought it was pretty good, but not quite as funny as i had expected.
Funniest movie Thought this movie would duck but it was hilariouse a must see
Cast and credits
Actors | Paul Schneider, Olivia Munn, Wood Harris, Kevin Heffernan, Nat Faxon, Jay Chandrasekhar, Aisha Tyler, Lindsey Kraft, Constance Zimmer |
Producers | Jason Blum, Brian Kavanaugh-Jones, Jay Chandrasekhar |
Director | Jay Chandrasekhar |
Writers | Peter Gulke, Gerry Swallow |
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English
Rental period
Start within 30 days, finish within 48 hours.
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Run time
95 minutes
Rating
R
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