12 Disasters
December 2012
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David Hinckley
Some bad movies just bore you, while others create a perverse fascination, an aura that keeps you watching in the hope they will never get better. "The Twelve Disasters of Christmas" does not.
Phil Dyess-Nugent
12 Disasters Of Christmas, SyFy's contribution to the holiday season, lands on the programming calendar like a foul-smelling, coal-like substance left on the carpet by a drunken Santa who needs a swat on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
Ed Bark
Viewers who have had their fills of prototypical Christmas movie cheer might want to get into the proper Syfy spirit by priming themselves with their favorite spirits.
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David Hinckley
Some bad movies just bore you, while others create a perverse fascination, an aura that keeps you watching in the hope they will never get better. "The Twelve Disasters of Christmas" does not.
Phil Dyess-Nugent
12 Disasters Of Christmas, SyFy's contribution to the holiday season, lands on the programming calendar like a foul-smelling, coal-like substance left on the carpet by a drunken Santa who needs a swat on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
Ed Bark
Viewers who have had their fills of prototypical Christmas movie cheer might want to get into the proper Syfy spirit by priming themselves with their favorite spirits.
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Cast and credits
Actors | Ed Quinn, Magda Apanowicz, Roark Critchlow, Ryan Grantham |
Producers | Lisa Hansen, Paul Hertzberg, Tom Berry |
Director | Steven R. Monroe |
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English
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Start within 30 days, finish within 48 hours.
Run time
89 minutes
Rating
R
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