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Plot Summary
When Teresa and the girls leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they are blindsided by a bizarre twist of events that catapult them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local population of Pineyβs and a giant dim witted neighbor, the girls eagerly return to Seaside Heights where they hook-up with five fist-pumping delinquents who incessantly disrespect all with their reprehensible behavior. As day turns to night, the group converges at a Seaside bar where they are soon ejected for inciting a dance-floor brawl. With nowhere else to go, the group retreats to the house in the Pine Barrens for a night of carnal delights. Blinded by their selfish pursuits, the group remains unaware that their long outstanding debt to humanity is about to be settled - with their lives. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the hands of a mentally-deranged killer with much more than just an axe to grind.
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Rotten Tomatoes Movie Reviews
TOMATOMETER
17%- Reviews Counted: 12
- Fresh: 2
- Rotten: 10
- Average Rating: 2.0/10
Top Critics' Reviews
Rotten: Acknowledging Hurricane Sandy, "Jersey Shore Massacre" reminds viewers that it's hardly the worst disaster to hit the region. But it gives the Hindenburg stiff competition.
Rotten: There's no ignoring the aggressive stupidity and crassness behind the whole enterprise.
Rotten: Watching the hopelessly vapid get taken out, one by one, has never been more depressing.
Rotten: "Jersey Shore Massacre" doesn't even take place on the Jersey Shore, nor do any of the reality show's stars show up despite Jenni (JWOWW) Farley's prominent billing as an executive producer.
Customer Reviews
FUN GORE!!!!
The movie was good as far as any slasher movie goes. It is a horror/ comedy spoof about girls that plan a trip to the Jersey Shore and things do not go as they planned. They meet some obnoxious guys and one by one they meet their demise. There were some very funny moments......especially a movie within a movie (Fat Camp massacre- hysterical). There is a ton of blood and gore!!! Lots of boobs!! I don't want to give away too much away but there are some unusual ways the killer chooses their deaths. If you are a Howard Stern fan there are some very funny scenes starring Sal Governale and Richard Christy. It is a silly, campy, do not take too seriously bloodbath definitely worth watching.
5 stars
The movie was full of GORE. It was great. The mobsters in the beginning to the killer it was a nice film. The location was great the Jersey Shore and Pine Barrinns I saw it 2times already and purchasing the blu ray Keep it up .They should think of part 2 with the mobsters head telling the killers brother who to kill.
LOVED IT!!ππππβ€οΈ
Definitely worth watching!!
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- Jersey Shore Massacre (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
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