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No Such Thing

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Hal Hartley

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Plot Summary

Writer Director Hal Hartley takes a humorous and satirical look at a society concerned only with instant gratification and voyeuristic sensationalism. Disgusted with human evolution, a foul-mouthed Monster (Robert Burke) kills anyone who crosses his path. When news crew sent to investigate the Monster disappears, a guileless young woman (Sarah Polley) dispatched to follow up on the story befriends the Monster and becomes his only hope in ending his life of misery.

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29%
  • Reviews Counted: 42
  • Fresh: 12
  • Rotten: 30
  • Average Rating: 5.0/10

Top Critics' Reviews

Rotten: The script kicks in, and Mr. Hartley's distended pace and foot-dragging rhythms follow. – Elvis Mitchell, New York Times, Jul 16, 2008

Rotten: Much as I value independence in art, it's possible for a filmmaker to crawl so far onto his own wavelength that he loses touch with everything else. – Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly, Sep 7, 2011

Rotten: Plodding, peevish and gimmicky. – Peter Travers, Rolling Stone, Nov 24, 2006

Rotten: Flaccid drama and exasperatingly slow journey. – Kirk Honeycutt, Hollywood Reporter, Oct 30, 2006

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  • $9.99
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Released: 2002
  • © 2002 UNITED ARTISTS FILMS INC.

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