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Simon Sez

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Kevin Elders

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Plot Summary

An outspoken Interpol agent helps an inept private eye rescue a businessman's daughter from a band of kidnappers.

Rotten Tomatoes Movie Reviews

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  • Reviews Counted: 19
  • Fresh: 0
  • Rotten: 19
  • Average Rating: 1.8/10

Top Critics' Reviews

Rotten: Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary. – Lawrence Van Gelder, New York Times, Aug 3, 2009

Rotten: This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions. – Entertainment Weekly, Jun 24, 2010

Rotten: A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release. – Joe Leydon, Variety, Jul 7, 2010

Rotten: Movies and Rodman would seem to be made for each other, but the pictures will have to start getting better than this one. – Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times, Aug 3, 2009

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Customer Reviews

Wow

Nostalgia Critic and Lupa weren't kidding.This movie is as bad as Double Team.What were you thinking,rodman?

Wow...

As a concept, "Overdone." As a movie, "Beautifully Awful." You truly need to see it. (No Joke). This is an example of the worst that cinema has to offer the viewing public. I am just awestruck. Ed Wood at least cared about his craft.

Simon Sez
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  • $7.99
  • Genre: Action & Adventure
  • Released: 1999

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