By about 30 pages in, Mollen has resorted twice to the “there are two types of “___s” gambit (in addition to simply calling others, “the type who”) and tried to shock-jock the reader’s pants off by declaring her anorexic temptations scarier than a concentration camp, comparing a bad romance to a “fiery plane crash into a tall building,” and deciding that a former boyfriend (unfindable on social media) killed himself. And she’s anorexic and bulimic in somewhat graphic detail. And she has a long way to go to becoming a current L.A. writer, actress, and (per the jacket copy) “one of the funniest women on Twitter.” She can be funny, but her shticks and tics are lazily apparent. And for her worldview (and memoir) to work, everyone she deals with has to be missing a bolt or two as well (e.g., “All the Best Men Are Either Gay, Married, or Your Therapist” and “Nobody Wants to Be Your Fucking Bridesmaid” and “You Were Molested”). She is hiply raunchy, raunchily hip; add her to that list and purchase according to demand. --Eloise Kinney
"Jenny puts into words those thoughts you're ashamed to admit to your therapist, your dog, or even yourself. This outrageous book will have you laughing out loud and thanking god you aren't her husband." —CHELSEA HANDLER,
New York Times bestselling author of
Uganda Be Kidding Me"Honest, hilarious, and a book I would highly recommend hiding from your daughter." —JIM GAFFIGAN,
New York Times bestselling author of
Dad Is Fat"Jenny Mollen is a brilliant writer with balls of steel—this is the most honest, hilarious, and batsh*t insane memoir I've read in ages." —DIABLO CODY,
New York Times bestselling author of
Candy Girl"In a town full of phonies, Jenny Mollen is the genuine article. With true candor and a biting sense of humor, she bravely lays her secrets bare in a memoir that's compulsively readable, undeniably smart, and breathtakingly funny. Take note, everyone, because Jenny Mollen is about to become the Next Big Thing!” —JEN LANCASTER,
New York Times bestselling author of
The Tao of Martha and
Bitter Is the New Black"Jenny Mollen is basically telling women that it’s okay to be crazy and to embrace their jealousy, paranoia and rage. This book is so funny—you'll laugh your ass off. I only hope my girlfriend doesn’t read it." —JEFFREY ROSS, author of I Only Roast the Ones I Love
"You know when a friend tells you what they almost did, but came to their senses and didn’t? Well, Jenny Mollen does it with gusto, and I can't get enough! You’ll never believe how badly you’ll want to meet her after reading her hilarious book." —JUDY GREER, author of
I Don’t Know What You Know Me From"Yikes and wow. You will be horrified. You will be entertained. What you'll never be, as you read Jenny Mollen’s memoir, is bored." —PATTON OSWALT,
New York Times bestselling author of
Zombie Spaceship Wasteland"Jenny’s type of fucked up is the kind I want to squish up and put in my bag and keep with me all the time—and now I can. Thanks, America." —KELLY OXFORD,
New York Times bestselling author of
Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar"Filth. If you like your ladies hot and your filth filthy, this is the book for you. Jenny is bitchy and body-obsessed, husband-obsessed, self-aggrandizing, and always amazing." —MICHAEL IAN BLACK,
New York Times bestselling author of
You’re Not Doing It Right"Jenny tells her stories with such raw honesty that even when she's behaving badly, you'll root for her. Also, you'll laugh your ass off. After reading this, I want to be her best friend but also I'm scared of her." —SARAH COLONNA,
New York Times bestselling author of
Life As I Blow It