Sorry, folks, but Sam's Web Page has been attacked by a crack-shot construction team. This means everything's being fixed.

But don't worry! Sam contracts to help only with the highest integrity and fidelity to the standards he believes in; the verisimilitude of the return of his web page is not at all doubtful.

Wait with magnanimity - hunker down and ye shall be rewarded. Oh yes you will.

The Management
A haiku for Gus, because he's so demanding.

Click here for my resume, thanks.