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Remember: fines DOUBLE in work zones.

Don't you hate it when people put this on their pages?

Gee, don't you think I should have removed it by now?

Who cares--it sets up the joke better

If you can read this you don't need glasses

• The Star Trek Page direct from Paramount
• The Klingon Language Institute Home page
• Pictures
• Interesing & Useless facts about Trek
• My "cars":
  • My car JPEG(50K)
  • My other car JPEG (85K)
• The FOOD of Star Trek
• Give up the ship! Surrender!
• How about a REAL date?
• Top Ten Star Trek lists--soon to be removed

Sacred Ferengi Rules of Acquisition: and a page that has some audio
• 1 Once you have their money, you never give it back.
• 3 Never spend more for an acquisition then you have to.
• 16 A deal is a deal.
• 17 A contract is a contract is a contract.
• 18 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
• 34 War is good for business.
• 35 Peace is good for business.
• 217 You can't free a fish from water.
• 285 No good deed EVER goes unpunished.

Other unsorted links
• ST:DS9 Defiant Images
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
• The Darmok Dictionary
• The Official Cardassian Web Page
• Enterprise-A warps(740KB MPEG)
• Sci-Fi Channel: The Dominion
• MAF's WWW SF links
• <= The SciFi Site =>

Other new links
• Robert Lenz's Resources
• In-Jokes