The Doll Squad (1973)Squad of beautiful government agents tries to catch saboteurs. Director:Ted V. Mikels |
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The Doll Squad (1973)Squad of beautiful government agents tries to catch saboteurs. Director:Ted V. Mikels |
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Michael Ansara | ... |
Eamon O'Reilly
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Francine York | ... |
Sabrina Kincaid
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Anthony Eisley | ... |
Victor Connelly
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John Carter | ... |
Senator Stockwell
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Lisa Todd | ... |
Maria
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Rafael Campos | ... |
Rafael
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Lillian Garrett | ... |
Nancy Malone
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William Bagdad | ... |
Joseph
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Herb Robins | ... |
Munson
(as Herb Robbins)
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Curt Matson | ... |
Captain Curran
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Christopher Augustine | ... |
(as Chris Augustine)
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Bertil Unger | ... |
Mr. Cahaymen
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Gustaf Unger | ... |
Dr. Cahaymen
(as Gustave Unger)
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Richard Reed |
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William Bonano |
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Squad of beautiful government agents tries to catch saboteurs.
'The Doll Squad' is testimony to Ted V. Mikel's complete lack of talent, in that he can take the idea of a team of beautiful assassins who must save the world from an evil mastermind intent on infecting us all with bubonic plague, and make it COMPLETELY BORING. On paper this looks like it could be a wonderfully trashy and camp 1970s experience, the kind of movie parodied with such skill and fun in the Austin Powers series. Actually trying to sit through it and stay awake is another matter! Mikel's woeful direction, the no-budget special effects, and the awful acting throughout make it almost painful to endure. Even the semi-naked appearance of the legendary Tura Satana ( from Russ Meyer's classic 'Faster Pussycat!') can't save this turkey!