The Delos Adventure (1987)A group of scientists inadvertently stumble on a secret Soviet military operation, and are hunted down by a commando team. Director:Joseph PurcellWriter:Joseph Purcell |
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The Delos Adventure (1987)A group of scientists inadvertently stumble on a secret Soviet military operation, and are hunted down by a commando team. Director:Joseph PurcellWriter:Joseph Purcell |
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Roger Kern | ... |
Bard Clemens
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Jenny Neumann | ... |
Deni Trion
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Kurtwood Smith | ... |
Arthur McNeil
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Enrique Castillo | ... |
Luis Vasquez
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Kevin Brophy | ... |
Greg Bachman
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Al Mancini | ... |
Koutsavaki
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Charles Lanyer | ... |
Dr. James DeKalb
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James Higgins | ... |
Karl Darrensbourg
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Kathryn Noble | ... |
Stacy
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Sands Hall | ... |
Tana
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David Villalpando | ... |
Alfonso
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Steven Frohardt | ... |
Commando
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When demolition expert Bard Clemens joins a scientific expedition on the beautiful, uninhabited island of San Crispin, he has no inkling that the project is destined for disaster when it unknowingly stumbles upon a secret, Soviet military operation code-named "Delos." The expedition is attacked by a ruthless assassination squad, and the survivors begin a desperate fight to stay alive! With no weapons and no help in sight Bard, Deni Trion, the beautiful leader of the doomed expedition, together with Luis Vasquez are pitted against a team of cold-blooded killer commandos with one deadly objective: to protect operation "Delos" no matter how many lives it costs Written by Echo Bridge Home Entertainment
To say this movie is bad, is to insult all other bad movies. Incomprehensible plot, sparse action (as in, when the hell is something going to happen?) cheezy production quality, hackneyd dialogue, incessant shots of the water and the islands (WE PAID TO FILM THIS ON THE WATER AND DAMN IT WE'RE GETTING OUR MONEY'S WORTH)... and to top it off, a soundtrack that sounds like music from a 70's porn film played on a Casio digital watch.
It's barely possible to have a good time making fun of this movie. But it's tough.
This movie does have one redeeming feature -- it does, eventually, end.