Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart has earned a well-deserved vacation. He heads to Vegas with his teenage daughter before she heads off to college. But safety never takes a holiday and when duty calls, Blart answers.

A high school biology teacher looks to become a successful mixed-martial arts fighter in an effort to raise money to prevent extra-curricular activities from being axed at his cash-strapped school.

After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.

After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, and 400 costumed party crashers sometimes crazy follows you.

On a weekend trip to Hawaii, a plastic surgeon convinces his loyal assistant to pose as his soon-to-be-divorced wife in order to cover up a careless lie he told to his much-younger girlfriend.

Two straight, single Brooklyn firefighters pretend to be a gay couple in order to receive domestic partner benefits.

A workaholic architect finds a universal remote that allows him to fast-forward and rewind to different parts of his life. Complications arise when the remote starts to overrule his choices.

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.

A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house.