RE: Love, Sex and Politics/ Jokes

[Hai-Tri Le <haitril@microsoft.com>]

Ca'c ba'c o+i, 

La^u la^u cu~ng ne^n no'i chuye^.n ta^`m pha`o cho+i cho vui nhi?. Nha^n
ba'c AnHai ke^? ma^'y ca'i chuye^.n tie^'u la^m giao chi?, to+' cu~ng
ke^? cho ca'c ba'c nghe va`i ca^u chuye^.n co' tha^.t "cha(m pha^`n
cha(m" nhe'.

1) Chuye^.n Ha` No^.i:
Mo^.t to^'i kho^ng tra(ng kho^ng sao be^n bo+` Ho^` Hoa`n Kie^'m, co' 2
anh chi. no. ddang ngo^`i "chu.m dda^`u" du+o+'i mo^.t go^'c ca^y.
Bo^~ng co^ ga'i na('m la^'y ba`n tay anh con trai, "ve~ bu`a" va`o
ba(`ng ngo'n tay cu?a co^ ro^`i ho?i:
- Anh ddoa'n xem em vu+`a vie^'t gi`?
- XEM chu+' gi`.
- The^' dda'nh va^`n thu+? na`o.
- Xo+` em xem
- Ro~ ngo^'c, co' the^' ma` cu~ng ddo+.i pha?i nha('c !!!

(Nghe To^ Va^n ke^? 1 to^'i ddi da.o tre^n bo+` Ho^` Hoa`n Kie^'m, Nov.
93)

2) Chuye^.n Saigon:
Tho+`i buo^?i kinh te^' thi. tru+o+`ng, nha` nha` ho.c tie^'ng Anh,
ngu+o+`i ngu+o+`i ho.c tie^'ng Anh. Thie^n ha. cu~ng ddo^? ra buo^n
ba'n. Co' co^ ga'i no. ddi cho+. Te^'t bi. bo.n pha?i gio' cho.c ghe.o,
co^ ve^` kho'c vo+'i me.
- Me. o+i, con ddi cho+. bi. tu.i ma^'t da^.y cho.c con.
- Tu.i no' la`m gi` con ?
- Hic...hic..., tu.i no' ...hic...hic...to^'c va'y con le^n, hic...tu.i
no'...so+`...hu hu hu....
Vu+`a khi a^'y co' anh sinh vie^n nha` be^n ddang o^n thi anh va(n,
ddo.c tha^.t to:
- How much...la` bao nhie^u, hao ma^'t ...bao nhie^u, hao ma^'t bao
nhie^u ?!?
Ba` me. bo^~ng no^?i doa', ra tru+o+'c cu+?a he't to:
- Con tao no' hao ma^'t bao nhie^u thi` ke^. no', ma('c mo+' gi` ma`y
ma` ho?i ha? ?!? DDo^` ma^'t da^.y !!!

(Nghe ddu+o+.c trong xo'm mo^.t buo^?i chie^`u tru+o+'c Te^'t Bi'nh Ty',
Feb 96)

3) Chuye^.n Me~o:

Son:     "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a
question?"
Father:  " Sure son. What's the question?"
Son:     "What is Politics?"
Father:  "Well, let's take our home for an example. I make all the
money, so let's call me Capitalism. your mother is the administrator of
money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's
call you The People. We'll call the Maid The Working Class and your
little brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?
Son:     "I'm not really sure, dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what
was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper,
the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He
went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his
father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by
his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back
to sleep.

The next morning he reported to his father.

Son:     "Dad, now I think i understand what politics is."
Father:  "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
Son:     " Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the
Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and
the Future is full of shit."