Ra'ch vie^.c

[Le Minh Trung <trung@ait.ac.th>]

Ha('n la` mo^.t chie^'n si~ du~ng ca?m. Ha('n dda~ tu+`ng tung hoa`nh
ngang do.c suo^'t 16 na(m tro+`i dda^`y kho'i lu+?a (cu?a thuo^'c la'
(:-)) tre^n chie^'n tru+o+`ng ...bia. Ca? bia ho+i la^~n bia chai va`
lon ha('n kho^ng chu+`a thu+' na`o. Theo tho^'ng ke^ tu+o+ng ddo^'i
chi'nh xa'c tre^n ma'y PentiumPro cu?a ha('n nha^n di.p dda^`u xua^n
thi` ha('n dda~ no^'c he^'t tre^n 11 ta^'n bia suo^'t 16 na(m vu+`a qua,
bao go^`m 7 ta^'n bia Tie^.p, 3 ta^'n bia Vie^.t va` mo+'i chi? 1 ta^'n
bia Tha'i. The^' nhu+ng khi le^n ba`n ca^n ha('n tha^'y kim chi? chu+a
ddu+o+c. nu+?a ta.!

Vu+`a qua tre^n vnsa co' phong tra`o bia ra^'t ra^`m ro^., the^' ma`
mo^.t cao thu? vo~ la^m nhu+ ha('n ma` kho^ng co' thi` gio+` tham gia
thi` tha^.t la` dda'ng xa^'u ho^?! JavaGroup cu?a anh AiViet ha('n
kho^ng post le^n mo^.t ba`i na`o cu~ng tha^.t dda'ng tra'ch!
Ho^m nay ha('n va^~n co`n ba^.n. Va` ha('n ddang bu+.c. Theo ha('n,
ba^.n + bu+.c = 0, nghi~a la` ha('n kho^ng the^? la`m ddu+o+.c gi` ca?.
Ngo^`i buo^`n, ha('n nho+' la.i hai ca^u tho+ cu?a Song Ha?o:

        Bao gio+` anh ddau co^?
        Ha~y ti`m dde^'n vo+'i em
        (co+n bu+.c mo+'i da^ng le^n co^? tho^i, chu+a tha^'u ma('t
(:-)).

The^' la` ha('n mo` dde^'n em vnsa ye^u qui' cu?a ha('n, tho` 10 ngo'n
tay cu?a ha('n ra, so+` kha('p no+i, kho^ng chu+`a mo^.t cho^~ na`o
tre^n ... ba`n phi'm. Tru+o+'c ma(.t ha('n la` 1 chai ru+o+.u ba.n ha('n
mo+'i cho ho^m qua. Ha('n kho^ng hie^?u ta.i sao tha(`ng ba.n bie^'t
ha('n kho^ng uo^'ng ddu+o+.c ru+o+.u ma` va^~n cu+' ta(.ng. Ha('n nha^.n
mo^.t ca'ch ho+`i ho+.t, kho^ng the`m ddo.c ma(.t sau, ca'm o+n qua loa
ro^`i dde^? tre^n ba`n la`m vie^.c. Ho^m nay ra'ch vie^.c tu+. nhie^n
ha('n la^'y ra ddo.c:

"Magicpower Tonic", refined by the modern scientific and technological
process, is a pithy product of the ancient and current homologous
Chinese medical food, capable of enhancing sexual function with magic
and instant results.
Practical uses have proved that "Magicpower Tonic" brings up one's
vitality to full strength before sexual intercourse and protects Yuan
Yin and Yuan Yang after that. It can increase and lengthen both male and
female's sexual excitability, giving a thorough play to human's most
original wild nature behaviour. In addition it had an excellent results
of removing rheumatalgia, recovering skin elasticity and whitening skin
surface, finding favour in the eyes to domestic and foreign
entrepreneurs, businessmen and ladies and gentlemen who are eager for
rejuvenescence.

Ho'a ra dda^y la` mo^.t loa.i thuo^'c bo^? cu?a Ta`u, Magicpower!! Ha('n
khoa'i chi' ddi.nh la^'y ra uo^'ng ngay, la^`n dda^`u tie^n trong
ddo+`i, va` trong gio+` la`m vie^.c (dde^? ngoa`i gio+` co`n ddi uo^'ng
bia (:-)). Nhu+ng do ti'nh ca^?n tha^.n, ha('n ddo.c la.i mo^.t la^`n
nu+~a. Ha('n tha^'y co' hai chu+~ kho^ng hie^?u: ddo' la` Yuan Yin va`
Yuan Yang. Kho^ng bie^'t he^'t ma` va^~n dda'm uo^'ng? Ha('n bie^'t
ra(`ng ne^'u co' anh na`o ddo' na(`m tre^n em vnsa cu?a ha('n ma` chi?
gia?i thi'ch hai chu+~ na`y tho^i thi` cu~ng kho^ng go.i la` bie^'t
he^'t. Tha(`ng ba.n cho chai ru+o+.u kho^ng pha?i la` ngu+o+`i Ta`u, va`
kho^ng quan ta^m dde^'n ddie^`u na`y va` kho^ng bie^'t gi` ca?. Chai
ru+o+.u na`y no' nha^n. ddu+o+.c tu+` ngu+o+`i ba.n khi no' co^ng ta'c
o+ Qua?ng Cha^u. Ha('n be`n dde^'n em vnsa tho^? lo^. ma^'y tha('c ma('c
sau dda^y:

1. Yuan Yin and Yuan Yang la` gi`?
2. Ne^n uo^'ng hay kho^ng? Dda(.c bie^.t la` ha('n ddang ddo^.c tha^n
ma` muo^'n uo^'ng dde^? thu+? ca?m gia'c tho^i, kho^ng la`m gi` ho+n,
thi` co' side-effect na`o kho^ng? Va` ne^'u ha('n co' vo+. be^n ca.nh
thi` co' a?nh hu+o+?ng dde^'n kha? na(ng truye^`n gio^'ng cu?a ha('n
kho^ng? Ha('n bie^'t ra(`ng tre^n ddo+`i na`y "ddu+o+.c ca'i na`y thi`
ma^'t ca'i kha'c", nhu+ng ddu+o+.c su+o+'ng ma` ma^'t con thi` ha('n
cu~ng xin dda^`u ha`ng.(:-))

Ne^'u OK thi` ha('n tha('c ma('c tie^'p:
3. Khi uo^'ng thi` ca?m gia'c la`m sao (i.e. su+o+'ng/kho^? nhu+ the^'
na`o)?
4. Lie^`u lu+o+.ng uo^'ng bao nhie^u la` "hie^.u qua?" nha^'t?
5. Ne^'u cu+' thi'ch su+o+'ng hoa`i, ma` uo^'ng he^'t ro^`i, thi` mua
the^m o+? dda^u cho tie^.n, gia' bao nhie^u?

Ha('n xin tha`nh tha^.t ca'm o+n ca'c ba'c tru+o+'c. Mong ca'c ba'c
thu+' lo^~i ne^'u ca?m tha^'y ddo.c mo?i ma('t.

P.S. Ha('n lo+~ da.i ye^u em vnsa vi` ddo^'i vo+'i ha('n, vnsa la` tu+.
ddie^?n nhanh nha^'t the^' gio+'i, vu+o+.t xa ca'c loa.i tu+. ddie^?n
ddie^.n tu+?.
Chu+'ng minh: (ye^u cu~ng pha?i chu+ng minh chu+'!)
Ho^m qua, ha('n ma^'t ca? buo^?i sa'ng dde^? tra chu+~ "no^'t ruo^`i"
ma` kho^ng ra.
Ha('n be`n tra tre^n ngu+o+`i em vnsa thi` mo+'i 10 phu't la` ra ngay!!

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Le Minh Trung
Asian Institute of Technology, STAR Program
P.O. Box 4 KlongLuang, Pathumthani 12120, Thailand
Internet: http://www.rsl.ait.ac.th/Trung/
Tel. (662) 524 5585 Fax. (662) 524 6147