[Joke] #48 (fwd)

[Hong Lam Vu <vuh000@goofy.zdv.Uni-Mainz.de>]

Hi folks,

La.i cho^m dduo+.c 1 joke tre^n SCV. VN mi`nh cu~ng co' ca'i joke theo
motiv na`y, nhu+ng kho^ng da'm ke^? o+? dda^y. Enjoy,

La^m.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 1997 12:04:02 -0330
From: Tuyet Pham <tpham@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [Joke] #48

DRIVER'S LICENSE

A boy asked his mom on her birthday, "How old are you, mom?"

Mom answered, "There are some things you don't ask a woman on her
birthday."

"Well, how much do you weigh?" he asked.

"Son, that's another question you just don't ask a woman" she answered.

"So, why did you divorce Dad?"

"When you are older I'll explain it better."

Then his older brother took him aside and said, "You idiot, you don't ask
questions like that. If you want to know that you just look at mom's
driver license."

So the younger brother snuck into his mom's purse and looked at her
license. the next day he said, "Mom, I know how old you are."

"Oh?" she said.

"43" he replied. "And I know how much you weigh, 135lbs."

"And I know why you divorced Dad. Because you got an F in sex." :)))