[humor] surgeons

[ianb@sun670.telecom.tandem.com (Ian Bui)]

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5 surgeons are taking a coffee break.

1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because
when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best.  Everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."

3rd responds: "Try electricians, man!  Everything inside THEM is color
coded."

4th intercedes:  "I prefer lawyers.  They're heartless, spineless,
gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."

To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the 
conversation while sipping from a bottle of Jack Daniel's (as all 
surgeons do between operations), says:  "I like engineers... they 
always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

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