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[humor] Ddan` O^ng
Tu*. nhie^n ddang no'i chuye^.n Nam Nu*~ thi` la.i
nha^.n ddu*o*.c cai' joke nay` tu*` mo^.t ngu*o*`i
ba.n, ddu'ng la` serendipity ro^`i co`n gi`. Mo*i`
ca'c ba'c... :)
TGIF!!!
Ian
ps. my favorite's the fourth one :)))
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How can you tell that soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts and thighs.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are hard to get started, emit foul odors and don't work half
the time.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished
until the next time.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Men will screw anything!
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it's never happened.
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