Re: [Viet-Khsv: 4368] Ti'nh ca'ch ngu+o+`i ... ta (human beings) (fwd)

[AnHai Doan <anhai@cs.washington.edu>]

On Tue, 18 Mar 1997, Truong Trong Hoang wrote:

> Xin phe'p forward posting cu?a ba'c Ba?o le^n VNSA list vi` tha^'y hai
> ca^u tho+ cu?a Ba'c Ba?o kha' thu' vi. ! Ne^'u ba'c na`o co' bie^'t ca^u
> tho+ na`o kha'c cu~ng xin post le^n cho vui. :)

> A(n nhanh, ddi cha^.m, hay cu+o+`i
> Hay mua ddo^` cu~ la` ngu+o+`i Vie^.t nam
> ...
> 
> Tri' thu+'c Vie^.t nam tha^.t la` kinh
> Mo^.t ngu+o+`i (tha(`ng) vu+`a no'i chi'n ngu+o+`i (tha(`ng) khinh 
> ...

Cha`o ba'c Hoa`ng, ba'c Ba?o, va` ca'c ba'c kha'c,

Thread na`y cu~ng hay la('m. Nga(.t no^~i toa`n vie^.c "dde^'n he.n la.i 
le^n", ma(.c ddu` ddu'ng he.n cu~ng kho^ng pha?i la` ti'nh ca'ch ng` 
Vie^.t mi`nh, nhu+ng kho^ng la`m bo.n Ta^y no' dda'nh cho thi` bo? m.., 
ne^n dda`nh he.n ca'c ba'c ta'n ga^~u va`o di.p kha'c. Ba'c Hoa`ng co'
ba`i gi` mo+'i hay tho+ ca vu+`a vie^'t thi` mong ba'c post cho anh 
em ddo.c.

Ta(.ng ca'c ba'c va`i ca^u tho+ vui:

1) No'i ve^` ti'nh ca'ch ng` Vie^.t:

  Vie^.t Nam co' ti'nh ca^`n cu`
  Thi.t ro+i xuo^'ng dda^'t tho^?i phu`, la.i a(n

2) No'i ve^` li.ch su+? VN bo^'n nga`n na(m va(n hie^'n:

  Tu+` trong hang dda' chui ra
  Vu+o+n vai mo^.t ca'i ro^`i ta chui va`o

3) No'i ve^` thu+o+? "dde? dda^'t dde? nu+o+'c":

  A^u co+ la^'y La.c Long Qua^n
  DDe? ra mo^.t lu~ vu+`a dda^`n vu+`a ngu

(Co' ba?n vie^'t la` "dde? ra mo^.t lu~ vu+`a dda^`n vu+`a ddie^n", sau 
ddo' co`n hai ca^u tie^'p nu+~a nhu+ng kho^ng dda(ng ra no+i co^ng 
co^.ng.)

Tho+ con co'c ddo.c cho vui, ddu+`nng co' ba'c na`o take it seriously 
nhe'.

Tha^n, Ha?i.