The Applicant

[ianb@sun670.telecom.tandem.com (Ian Bui)]

Kho^ng khi' la`ng ta da.o na`y ho*i co' ve? ca<ng tha<?ng.
Tho^i, tui co' cai' na`y cho ba` con ddo.c xa? ho*i dda^y#. 
Ca'c ba'c nao` ddang co' y' ddi.nh xin job dde^? ddi ty. na.n 
nu*o*'c ngoai` co' the^? mu*o*.n la' thu* nay` la`m ma^~u 
cu~ng ddu*o*.c. Ddu*`ng lo copyright la`m chi cho ma^'t co^ng.

A`, ba'c AiViet la.i ru? ddi a<n oyster nu*~a kia kia`. Ke.t
no^~i mua` na`y la` mua` crawfish co*#. Co' ba'c na`o dda~
tu*`ng thu*? qua mo'n ddo^.c ddo' chu*a va^.y? Ha^'p da^~n
kho^ng thua gi` oyster dda^u! Phen nay` ba'c Ca ghe' Texas
thie^.t la` ddu'ng mua` he^'t su*'c ddo' nghen :)))

Mi`nh dzo^ cai' ddi!

Ian
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(A form letter of acceptance, sort of...)


Dear Mr. Kennelly:
     
Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful 
consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable 
to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your 
firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in 
receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. 
With such a varied and promising field of candidates it 
is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
     
Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and 
previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that 
your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. 
Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm 
immediately following graduation. I look forward to 
seeing you then.
     
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
     
Sincerely,
Walter Grayson
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