Spring and "If restaurants worked like Micorsoft..."

[Sonnet Nguyen <sonnet@theta1.ifpan.edu.pl>]

Hi all,
We have a lot serious topics, ... and temperature in VNSA is too high.
We forgot that Spring is everywhere outside, be happy that we are in
life.  Smile to your friends and spend a good time.  Easter is coming.
I repost you a message I received yesterday.

Enjoys,
SN
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>          If restaurants functioned like Microsoft:
>    Patron: Waiter!
>    Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What
>                seems to be the problem?
>    Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
>    Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
>    Patron: No, it's still there.
>    Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it
>                 with a fork instead.
>    Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
>    Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind
>    Patron: A SOUP bowl!
>    Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration
>                 problem;  how was the bowl set up?
>    Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with
>                  the fly in my soup?
>    Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed
>                  the fly in your soup?
>    Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
>
>    Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
>    Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
>    Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
>    Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
>    Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
>    Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running
>              late now.
>    [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.]
>    Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
>    Patron: This is potato soup.
>    Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
>    Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
>     [Waiter leaves.]
>    Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
>          ----------
>          The check:
>     Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00
>
>     Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $ 2.50
>     Access to support . . . . . . . . . . $10.00
>Editors Note:
>      Bug in the soup........included at no extra charge
>       (will be fixed with Tomorrow's soup of the day)