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Truye^,n cu+o+`i (fwd)
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Sa'u Bo'ng DDe`n
Hoa`n cnh li.ch su+?: Ki` tr thi cuo^'i ki`
DDi.a ddie^?m : Trong pho`ng thi
Nha^n va^.t: 01 Gia'o vie^n & 01 Sinh vie^n
No^.i dung;
Sau (n-1) ca^u ho?i va^'n dda'p cu?a gia'o vie^n sinh vie^n tr thi dde^`u co' chung
mo^.t ca^u tr lo+`i : Va^'n dde^` na`y em chu+a ro~!
Gia'o vie^n thu+.c su+. buo^`n vi` cha^'t lu+o+.ng cu?a sinh vie^n va` buo^`n ba~ no'i :
Ne^'u to^i dde^? ca^.u 4 ddie^?m ca^.u nghi~ sao?
Sinh vie^n van vi? gia'o vie^n : Tha^`y ho?i the^m em dde^? em la^'y ddie^?m 5!
Gia'o vie^n suy nghi~ ro^`i no'i : Tho^i ddu+o+.c to^i ho?i the^m ca^.u 1 ca^u - Ca^.u cho
to^i bie^'t trong pho`ng na`y co' bao nhie^u ca'i bo'ng dde`n?
Sinh vie^n tha^`m nghi~ : Me. kie^'p, o^ng nghi~ to^i ddui cha('c . Ro^`i tr lo+`i: Thu+a
tha^`y trong pho`ng co' 5 bo'ng dde`n.
Gia'o vie^n : Ca^.u nha^`m ro^`i, to^i cho ca^.u dde^'m la.i.
Sinh vie^n gia^.t mi`nh nhu+ng cu~ng dde^'m la.i va` tr lo+`i : thu+a tha^`y cha('c cha('n
la` co~ 5 bo'ng dde`n.
Gia'o vie^n no'i : kho^ng trong pho`ng co' 6 bo'ng dde`n va` gia'o vie^n tu+` to^'n lo^i
trong tu'i ra 1 bo'ng dde`n.
Ha' mie^.ng ma('c quai sinh vie^n nga^.m ngu`i nha^.n ddie^?m 4 ra ve^`.
lo+`i bi`nh : Tha^.t qua^' the^? - ho?i thi la` tha(`ng bie^'t thi` ho?i co`n tha(`ng kho^ng
bie^'t thi` tr lo+`i.!
Kho di. :
Trong ki` thi la.i tha^.t dden ddu?i cho te^n sinh vie^n la.i le^n ddu'ng ba`n tay
gia'o vie^n no..
Ti`nh tie^'t kho^ng co' gi` mo+'i te^n sinh vie^n va^~n kho^ng tr lo+`i ddu+c gi`. Sinh
vie^n la.i xin tay gia'o vie^n ho?i the^m :
Gia'o vie^n cu+o`i va` no'i : to^i va^~n ho?i ca^.u ca^u ho?i cu~ tho^i.
La^`n na`y sinh vie^n kho^ng nghi~ ngo+.i tr lo+`i ngay : trong pho`ng co' 6 bo'ng
dde`n.
Gia'o vie^n cu+o+`i va` no'i : nhu+ng ho^m nay to^i kho^ng mang bo'ng dde`n!
Sinh vie^n tu+` to^'n lo^i trong tu'i ra 1 bo'ng dde`n va` no'i : Nhu+ng thu+a tha^`y
ho^m nay em la.i mang theo ! Hi` hi`!
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Say
Co' hai anh cha`ng la^u nga`y mo+'i ga(.p ma(.t lie^`n ke'o nhau va`o qua'n. Sau khi dda~
ru+o+.u dda~ nga` nga` hai cha`ng le^n xe ma'y pho'ng ddi. DDi ddu+o+.c mo^.t lu'c anh ngo^`i
sau no'i vo+'i anh dda(`ng tru+o'c:
- Na`y ca^.u, pho'ng vu+`a vu+`a tho^i chu+', to+' chu+a muo^'n che^'t dda^u.
Anh ngo^`i sau gia^.t mi`nh tr lo+`i:
- O^. va^.y ma` tu+` na~y dde^'n gio+` to^i tu+o+?ng ca^.u dde`o to^i
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Con ca^`u tu+.
Mo^.t ddo^i vo+. cho^`ng tre? dde.p co' ta`i nhu+ng ma~i kho^ng co' con. To^'n bao tie^`n
cu?a, kha^'n ba'i ma~i cuo^'i cu`ng cu~ng sinh ha. mo^.t mu.n con trai dde.p nhu+ tranh
ve~. Mo^.t la^`n tha^'y me. ma(.c va'y mo+'i ra^'t dde.p, ca^.u con ho?i:
- Bo^' mo+'i mua cho me. va'y dde.p the^'?
- Tie^n su+ bo^' ma`y, tha'nh cho dda^'y, ddo+.i bo^' ma`y thi` dde^'n ma`y cu~ng ch co'...
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Thi.t bo`
Anh ta da^~n o^ng ba.n qui' ra qua'n an thi.t bo`. A(.n xong, ma(.t anh ba.n co' ve?
kho^ng tho?a ma~n la('m. Anh ta be`n go.i chu? qua'n dde^'n:
- Na`y co^, ta.i sao chu? nha^.t tua^`n tru+o+'c to^i cu~ng a(n o+? dda^y ma` tha^'y thi.t bo`
ngon hn ha(?n?
- Anh do+? hi cha('c, ddo' chi'nh la` thi.t bo` chu? nha^.t tru+o+'c ma`.
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Phe'p ma`u
Nga`y xu+a co' mo^.t ba` gia` ddn ddo^.c so^'ng mo^.t mi`nh trong ru+`ng va('ng. Ba` kho^ng co'
ai la`m ba.n ngoa`i mo^.t chu' me`o. ba` dda~ gia` la('m ro^`i. Mo^.t nga`y no., khi bie^'t
mi`nh ga^`n dda^'t xa tro+`i, ba` mo+'i o^m me`o va`o lo`ng va` u+o+'c: "U+.o+'c gi` mi`nh ddu+o+.c
tre? dde.p la.i". Tu+'c thi` ba` bie^'n tha`nh mo^.t co^ ga'i cu+.c ky` xinh dde.p. Ba` la.i
u+o+'c: "U+.o+'c gi` tu'p le^`u cu?a mi`nh bie^'n tha`nh mo^.t ngo^i nha` dde.p!". Tu+'c thi`
tru+o+'c ma('t ba` hie^.n le^n mo^.t ngo^i nha` cu+.c dde.p. "Nhu+ng o+? giu+~a ru+`ng the^' na`y
thi` xinh dde.p va` nha` dde.p cu~ng cha(?ng dde^? la`m gi`..." - the^' la` ba` la.i u+o+'c:
"U+.o+'c gi` con me`o cu?a mi`nh bie^'n tha`nh mo^.t cha`ng trai...". Va` mo^.t cha`ng cu+.c
ky` dde.p trai hie^.n le^n tru+o+'c ma('t ba`. Ba` su+o+'ng qua' lo^i tuo^.t cha`ng trai va`o
nha`...
Nhu+ng chu+a dda^`y 2 phu't sau ba` dda~ cha.y ra ngoa`i he't toa'ng le^n: "Bie^'t the^'
na`y thi` tha` che^'t co`n hn!".
Cha`ng dde.p trai no. la^?m ba^?m: "Ai bo ho^`i tru+o+'c ba`... thie^'n to^i?"
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Le^n ma(.t tro+`i
- Na`y o^ng, ho^m nay ngu+o+`i My~ dda~ dda(.t cha^n le^n ma(.t tra(ng ro^`i dda^'y!
- A(.n thua gi`, ngu+o+`i Gruzia chu'ng to^i co`n le^n ddu+o+.c c ma(.t tro+`i nu+~a c.
- No'ng the^' la`m sao ma` le^n ddu+o+.c?
- O+. hay, ta^'t nhie^n la` ngu+o+`i Gruzia chu'ng to^i phi le^n va`o ban dde^m chu+'!
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Tu+. ddo^.ng
Gio+` tu+. ddo^.ng hoa'. Gia'o su+ thuye^'t tri`nh:
- DDo^. 20 na(m nu+~a se~ co' nhu+~ng ma'y tu+. ddo^.ng hoa`n ho, chi? ca^`n nhe't con bo`
va`o mo^.t dda^`u, thi` dda^`u kia se~ co' xu'c xi'ch cha.y ra.
- The^' ca'i ma'y ngu+o+.c la.i, nhe't xu'c xi'ch va`o mo^.t dda^`u, dda^`u kia ra con bo`
co' kho^ng a.? Mo^.t sinh vie^n ho?i.
- Anh bao nhie^u tuo^?i?
- 19
- 20 na(m tru+o+'c co' mo^.t ca'i ma'y nhu+ va^.y.
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Ngu
Chu' nha` que^ ra pho^', tha^'y la('m o^ to^, thi'ch chi' ddu+'ng dde^'m. Chu' cnh sa't ngu+'a
ma('t, ho?i "Tha(`ng ngu kia, la`m gi` the^'?". "Em dde^'m o^ to^". "DDa~ co' lua^.t ca^'m
dde^m xe. DDe^'m mo^~i ca'i pha.t mo^.t nga`n. Ma`y dde^'m ddu+o+.c ma^'y ca'i ro^`i". "Da. em vu+`a
o+? que^ ra, mo+'i dde^'m ddu+o+.c co' 18 ca'i tho^i a.". "The^' thi` no^.p 18 nga`n".
Chu' que^ ngoan ngoa~n no^.p tie^`n, bo? ddI ddu+o+.c mo^.t ddoa.n, la^?m ba^?m "Co' no' ngu
thi` co', bo^' ma'y dde^'m ddu+o+.c 55 xe ro^`i ma` dd. bie^'t"
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Ru+o+.u
Mo^.t anh cha`ng la`m nghe^` pho'ng vie^n, mo^.t la^`n dde^'n ga(.p mo^.t cu. gia` no^?i tie^'ng
so^'ng la^u o+? mo^.t la`ng no. dde^? ho?i ve^` bi' quye^'t so^'ng la^u. O^.ng gia` vui ve? tr
lo+`i:
- Bi' quye^'t u+? Cha(?ng co' gi` c, c ddo+`i to^i kho^ng bao gio+` uo^'ng ru+o+.u.
C hai dde^`u nha^'t tri' la` kho^ng uo^'ng ru+o+.u se~ la`m ta(ng tuo^?i tho.. DDang lu'c vui
ve?, bo^~ng ngoa`i cu+?a co' mo^.t o^ng la~o lo ddo bu+o+'c va`o. Anh pho'ng vie^n ho?i
nho?:
- Ai va^.y h cu.?
- Bo^' to^i dda^'y, o^ng co' tho'i quen luo^n ve^` nha` trong tra.ng tha'i say xi?n nhu+
va^.y
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Sau dde^m ta^n ho^n
Cha`ng trai mo+'i la^'y vo+., sau dde^m ta^n ho^n ra qua'n ca` phe^ ngo^`i buo^`n ba~.
Ngu+o+`i ba.n tha^'y va^.y mo+'i ho?i:
- Sao mo+'i la^'y vo+. ma` buo^`n ra^`u the^'? Co' chuye^.n gi` va^.y?
- Sa'ng ngu? da^.y, theo tho'i quen, mi`nh ru't 20 ddo^ ra tr co^ a^'y!
- Tro+`i! Sao ma` s xua^'t la`m va^.y? Ba^y gio+` cha('c no' kho^ng the`m nhi`n ma(.t
ma`y nu+~a, ddu'ng kho^ng?
- Kho^ng, va^'n dde^` la` o+? cho^~ kha'c. Co^ a^'y tr la.i tao 10 ddo^.
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Kie^'n tru'c su+
Ta^'t c ca'c nha` ba'c ho.c ca'c nga`nh mo^.t ho^m quye^'t ddi.nh tu. ho.p dde^? ba`n ve^` su+.
pha't trie^?n cu?a loa`i ngu+o+`i. Sau mo^.t ho^`i tranh lua^.n, ta^'t c dde^`u nha^'t tri'
ra(`ng, cho dde^'n nay, ve^` mo.i ma(.t, con ngu+o+`i dda~ pha't trie^?n dda^`y ddu? va` hoa`n
thie^.n. Bo^~ng nhie^n cuo^'i pho`ng, co' tie^'ng phn ddo^'i cu?a nha` kie^'n tru'c:
- Kho^ng the^? coi la` hoa`n thie^.n ddu+o+.c, thu+o+.ng dde^' tha^.t kho^ng co' con ma('t cu?a
nha` kie^'n tru'c khi dde^? khu ve^. sinh va` khu gii tri' qua' ga^`n nhau!
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