RE: Lyrics to "Hotel California" [Revised]

[Hai-Tri Le <haitril@microsoft.com>]

    "Berkeley California"

(Sung to the tune "Hotel California" by the Eagles)

 In a dark dim machine room
 Cool A/C in my hair
 Warm smell of silicon
 Rising up through the air
 Up ahead in the distance
 I saw a Solarian light
 My kernel grew heavy, and my disk grew slim
 I had to halt for the night
 The backup spun in the tape drive
 I heard a terminal bell
 And I was thinking to myself
 This could be BSD or USL
 Then they started a lawsuit
 And they showed me the way
 There were salesmen down the corridor
 I thought I heard them say

 Welcome to Berkeley California
 Such a lovely place
 Such a lovely place (backgrounded)
 Such a lovely trace
 Plenty of jobs at Berkeley California
 Any time of year
 Any time of year (backgrounded)
 You can find one here
 You can find one here

 Their code was definately twisted
 But they've got the stock market trends
 They've got a lot of pretty, pretty lawyers
 That they call friends
 How they dance in the courtroom
 See BSDI sweat
 Some sue to remember
 Some sue to forget
 So I called up Kernighan
 Please bring me ctime
 He said
 We haven't had that tm_year since 1969
 And still those functions are calling from far away
 Wake up Jobs in the middle of the night
 Just to hear them say

 Welcome to Berkeley California
 Such a lovely Place
 Such a lovely Place (backgrounded)
 Such a lovely trace
 They're livin' it up suing Berkeley California
 What a nice surprise
 What a nice surprise (backgrounded)
 Bring your alibies

 Windows NT a dreaming
 Pink OS on ice
 And they said
 We are all just prisoners here
 Of a marketing device
 And in the judges's chambers
 They gathered for the feast
 They diff'd the source code listings
 But they can't kill -9 the beast
 Last thing I remember
 I was restore'ing | more
 I had to find the soft link back to the path I was before
 sleep said the pagedaemon
 We are programmed to recv
 You can swap out any time you like
 But you can never leave

> -----Original Message-----
> From:	Cao Xuan Thanh [SMTP:m1411@mech.tottori-u.ac.jp]
> Sent:	Tuesday, April 22, 1997 5:16 AM
> To:	Multiple recipients of list
> Subject:	Lyrics to "Hotel California"
> 
> HOTEL CALIFORNIA
> Music by Don Felder & Joe Walsh
> Words by Don Henley & Glenn Frey
> 
>