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52 Ne^'u Bie^'t Ra(`ng... (fwd)
> >
> > Du+o+'i dda^y la` 50 reactions cu?a phe
> > "hu'i cua" khi nghe na`ng tho? the? ra(`ng
> >
> > tho^i cha`o anh, mo^.t ddi ho^ng tro+? la.i
> > #004# em theo cho^`ng, anh co' tie^'c ho^ng anh ?
> >
> > Of course, any reactions are still welcome
> > :) .. Have fun :) ..
> >
> > NL
> >
> > PS: Sorry all "ta'c gia?", vi` nl post this w/o permissions cu?a u guys :)
> ..
> > And da'ng tie^'c ra(`ng nl kho^ng the^? trace ddu+o+.c all names +
> emailaddr.
> > cu?a all "ta'c gia?" ..
> >
> > =============================================
> >
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng to^i dda~ la^'y
> > cho^`ng
> > Tro+`i o+i ngu+o+`i a^'y co' buo^`n
> > kho^ng ?
> > Co' tha^`m nghi~ to+'i loa`i hoa vo+~
> > Tu+.a tra'i tim phai, tu+.a ma'u
> > ho^`ng ?
> > ("Hai sa('c hoa ty-go^n",
> > TTKh)
> >
> > 1. The "c'est la vie" reaction
> > ---------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` la^'y vo+. the^' la` xong
> > Vo+. anh kho^ng dde.p ba(`ng em la('m
> > Nhu+ng cu~ng la`m anh ddo+~ la.nh lo`ng
> > ???
> >
> > 2. The "classic" reaction
> > ---------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` xa'ch vi.t nho^? sa.ch lo^ng
> > Tie^'t canh la`m dda.i va`i ba di~a
> > Mu+o+.n ru+o+.u cho nguo^i ve^'t
> > thu+o+ng lo`ng
> >
> > ???
> >
> > 3. The "violent" reaction
> > ---------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Em ddu+`ng tu+o+?ng the^' cu~ng la` xong
> > Anh ve^` ma`i nho.n con dao sa('c
> > Tho.c huye^'t cho^`ng em na^'u cha'o lo`n
> > g
> > ???
> >
> > 4. The "hopeless" reaction
> > ----------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` tu+. tu+? the^' la` xong
> > Mo^. anh co? da.i va`ng xo+ xa'c
> > Khi vie^'ng thi` em hie^?u no^~i lo`ng
> > ???
> >
> > 5. The "politically incorrect" reaction
> > -----------------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` le^ go't ta^.n bie^?n ddo^ng
> > Le^n ta`u vu+o+.t bie^?n ddi qua .. My~
> > Xa ma(.t mong sao se~ ca'ch lo`ng
> > ???
> >
> > 6. The "Zorro" reaction
> > -------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` luye^.n kie^'m the^' la` xong
> > Kie^'m anh sa('c be'n ho+n em nghi~
> > Se~ dzo+'t tra(m em, tra? ha^.n lo`ng !
> > ???
> >
> > 7. The "samurai" reaction (strongly not reco
> > mmended !)
> > ---------------------------------------------
> > ----------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` ca('t de^' tha? tro^i so^ng
> > De^' anh tro^i no^?i theo gio`ng nu+o+'c
> > Em ddu+'ng nhi`n theo co' tie^'c kho^ng ?
> > ???
> >
> > 8. The "forceless" reaction :-)))
> > -----------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` ca.o tro.c the^' la` xong
> > Trao em mo+' to'c la`m da^y to'c
> > DDe^? to^'i ho^m nay rie^'t co^? cho^`ng
> > :-)))
> > ???
> >
> > 9. The "poetry" reaction :-)))
> > -------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ddau anh kho^? suo^'t nga`n ddo^ng
> > Cha('c anh pha?i la`m tho+ ti`nh a'i
> > DDe^? cho ddau kho^? kho?i cha^'t cho^`ng
> > :-)))
> > ???
> >
> > 10. The "do^'i lo`ng" reaction
> > -------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Lo`ng the^` kho^ng nho+' ke? sang so^ng
> > Nhu+ng ro^`i nhu+~ng lo^'i trong tim nho?
> > Va^~n ti`m nga? nga'ch dde^? ngo'ng tro^n
> > g
> > ???
> >
> > 11. The "New Information Age way" reaction
> > --------------------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` tu+o+?ng tu+o+.ng dda.i la`
> > kho^ng
> > Email cu+' vie^'t, phone cu+' go.i
> > Cu+' the^' ma` theo cha(?ng nga.i ngu`ng
> > ???
> > 2nd version:
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Da.i gi` ma` nghi~ "the^' la` xong !"
> > Email cu+' vie^'t, phone cu+' go.i
> > Cu~ng co' nga`y em .. ly di. cho^`ng :)))
> > En El (mu+o+.n y' ti' :))
> >
> > 12. The "Vincent Van Gogh" way :-)
> > ----------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Ddi ve^` tu+. thie^'n the^' la` xong
> > Mo'c ruo^.t mo'c gan trao em he^'t
> > DDe^? nga`y Vu Quy na^'u cha'o lo`ng
> > ???
> >
> > 13. The "bancrupcy" reaction
> > -----------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Ddu+o+`ng xa Ve^ Ga't anh cu+' do^ng
> > Vi za, ma't xo+` ca.t va`o canh ba.c
> > Vo+~ no+. ddo+`i anh ha^.n bo'ng ho^`ng
> > ???
> >
> > 14. The "indifferent" reaction
> > -------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` thay ne^.m la^~n cha(n bo^ng
> > Phu?i sa.ch hu+o+ng xu+a vu`i ky? nie^.m
> > Cha(?ng va^'n cha(?ng vu+o+ng cha(?ng na(.ng lo`ng
> >
> > ???
> >
> > 15. The "happy or optimistic" reaction
> > ---------------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` gia(.t ne^.m cha?i cha(n bo^ng
> > Su+?a la.i song thu+a re`m buo^ng lo~ng
> > Mo+? tie^.c dde^m dde^m tuye^?n ngu+.a
> > ho^`ng
> >
> > ???
> >
> > 16. The "offensive or ironic" reaction
> > ---------------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Thi` anh ra bui. be? ca`nh bo^ng
> > Va.ch ca'nh hoa tu+o+i la`m lu+u nie^.m
> > Go+?i ta(.ng cho^`ng em la' vo+'i ca`nh
> > ???
> > 2nd version:
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh men suo^'i va('ng kie^'m chu`m bo^ng
> > Ke^'t bo' hoa tu+o+i la`m lu+u nie^.m
> > nie^.m
> > Le'n ta(.ng cho em, lu'c va('ng cho^`ng :
> > )))
> > En El (mu+o+.n y' ti'
> > :))
> >
> > 17. The "next generation" reaction
> > -----------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ co' du`
> > (cho^`ng)
> > Anh di`a cu+o+'i vo+. dde^'t the`m tu
> > Mai na`y khi co' con trai lo+'n
> > Xu'i la^'y con em dde^? tra? thu`...
> > Phong-Nhi (mecole98@tpu.fi)
> > 2nd version
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh dzi`a cu+o+'i dzo+., tro? nu'i so^ng:
> > "Mai na`y khi co' con trai lo+'n
> > Xu'i "dzo+'t" con em ru+?a ha^.n lo`ng
> > !" :)))
> > En El (mu+o+.n y'
> > ti' :))
> >
> > 18. The "ta^?y tra^`n" reaction
> > --------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` ta('m go^.i vo+'i xa`-bo^ng
> > Ti`nh thu+o+ng nga`y cu~ bay ddi ma^'t
> > Dde^? ke? sang ngang kho?i cha.nh lo`ng
> > LucDien (L-Phuong@neiu.edu)
> >
> > 19. The "IRC (Ie^u Ru`i Cha.y)" reaction
> > -----------------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh buo^`n ma^'y phu't ro^`i anh dzo^ng
> > Cha.y theo ha`ng chu.c co^ ga'i kha'c
> > Cha(?ng thie^'t la`m chi dde^? ba^.n
> > lo`ng ... ;P
> > NCT
> > (tcnguyen@magna.com.au)
> >
> > 20. The "hunter" reaction :)))
> > ------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` a^?n nu'p ven bo+` so^ng
> > Ddo+.i em qua ddo` sang be^n a^'y
> > Ca^`m dao che'm dda^`u cho bo~ co^ng
> > Huntline
> > (wcn25@rzserv4.fh-lueneburg.de)
> >
> > 21. The "metaphysical" reaction
> > --------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` ta^u vo+'i To^n Ngo^. Kho^ng
> > Ra(`ng em i'ch ky? ye^u gia`u co'
> > Ma` bo? ma(.c anh sa^`u no^~i lo`ng
> > Huntline (wcn25@rzserv4.fh-luen
> > eburg.de)
> >
> > 22. The "sa^`u ddo^ng" reaction
> > --------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Ta ve^` la`m ba.n vo+'i sa^`u ddo^ng
> > Cay dda('ng cho^n vu`i trong ba^`u
> > ru+o+.u
> > Nga^y cu+o+`i nhi`n nha^n the^' long ddon
> > g
> > Casimir (mad@fh-konstanz.d
> > e)
> >
> > 23. The "ha`i lo`ng" reaction :)))
> > ----------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Sao ta co`n tha^'p thoa'ng nie^`m mong
> > La^`n cho't mo+ ve^` ta em kho'c
> > Tra(m na(m kho^ng the.n mo^.t no^~i lo`ng
> > Casimir
> > (mad@fh-konstanz.de)
> >
> > 24. The "cu ti'" reaction :)))
> > ------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng be' dda~ la^'y
> > cho^`ng
> > Cu Ti' ve^` vo+'t ca' lo`ng tong
> > Na^'u no^`i canh tho+m tu+.a : "kha('c
> > cho^`ng"
> > The^m ha`nh the^m to?i tho?a ta^'m lo`ng
> > :)
> > Cuti (bn074@aix.dvz.fh-koeln.d
> > e)
> > 2nd version
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng be' dda~ la^'y cho^`n
> > g
> > Cu ti' xa'ch vo+.t vo+'t lo`ng tong
> > Canh chua dda^.u ba('p hi` hu.c na^'u
> > The^m ha`nh the^m to?i ddo+'p tho?a lo`ng
> > ! :)))
> > En El (mu+o+.n y'
> > ti' :))
> >
> > 25. The "qui sera" reaction
> > ----------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > La^.p dde^`n khai mie^'u cu'ng ho^`n vong
> > Kha^'n va'i tha^.p phu+o+ng tam the^'
> > co?i
> > Chi? mong cho em so+'m go'a cho^`ng
> > MotMi
> > (tlkddbeb@w214zrz.zrz.TU-Berlin.DE)
> >
> > 26. The "hy vo.ng" reaction :)))
> > --------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Ne`, ddu+`ng tuo+?ng the^' nghi~a la`
> > xong
> > Nay tho+`i hai cu+o+'i ly di. mo^.t
> > Na(m chu.c pha^`n tra(m co+ ho^.i ho^`ng
> > :-)
> > MotMi
> > (tlkddbeb@w214zrz.zrz.TU-Berlin.DE)
> >
> > 27. The "so+? khanh" reaction
> > ------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em se~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` vo+'t em bu.ng cho xong
> > Cho+i tro` dde^?u ca'ng thi` kho^ng lo^~
> > Em cha(?ng bo? anh anh cu~ng do^ng
> > Andre Nguyen (dda(ng du`m, NCV2)
> >
> > 28. The "sex" reaction
> > -----------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` anh ca('t the^' cho xong
> > Cuo^.c ddo+`i nay cha(?ng co`n em nu+~a
> > Thi` co' la`m chi cu~ng nhu+ kho^ng !
> > Andre Nguyen (dda(ng du`m, NCV2)
> > (*Note: see also the "samurai" reaction 7
> > *)
> >
> > 29. The "Hongkong 1" reaction
> > ------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh buo^`n anh nho+' dde^'n .. Hongkong
> > Mo^.t la^`n to+'i ddo', gio+` co`n nho+'
> > Hue^. Ma^~n kia o+i, va^~n chu+a cho^`ng
> > TRUNG
> > (Kha.N.Vo-1@tc.umn.edu)
> >
> > 30. The "Hongkong 2" reaction
> > ------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` vuo*.t bie^?n to*'i Ho^`ng Ko^ng
> > Cu+o+'i co^ ca si~ Cha^u Hue^. Ma^~n
> > Em o+? que^ nha`, tu+'c ca`nh ho^ng !
> > Ket
> > (tphan@wolf.eng.fsu.edu)
> > 2nd version
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh buo^`n anh mo+'i no'i lo^ng bo^ng
> > No'i dde^'n tro+`i ddo^ng cua Hue^. Ma^~n
> > Sau ddo' anh ve^` cu+o+'i Co^ Long !
> > (Tra^`n Ngo.c Lie^n)
> > Ket (tphan@wolf.eng.fsu
> > .edu)
> >
> > 31. The "thoa't no+." reaction
> > -------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh mu+`ng anh nha?y gio^'ng tru'ng phong
> > Tu+` nay kho^ng ai .. be.o tai nu+~a
> > Thie^.t mu+`ng, mu+`ng la('m, bie^'t hay
> > kho^ng ?
> > TRUNG (Kha.N.Vo-1@tc.umn.edu
> > )
> > 2nd version
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh mu+`ng bie^'t ma^'y, bie^'t hay
> > kho^ng ?
> > Ba na(m quen bie^'t .. ba na(m me^.t
> > Ti`nh gi` cu+' kho^? ma^'y na(m do`ng
> > TRUNG (Kha.N.Vo-1@tc.umn.edu
> > )
> >
> > 32. The "thu+? tho+`i va^.n" reaction
> > --------------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Buo^`n lo`ng vu+o+.t bie^?n the^' la`
> > xong
> > Xu+' ngu+o+`i, hoa dde.p, anh nga('t
> > thu+?
> > Nhu+ng nga('t xong ro^`i bie^'t kho^ng
> > xong :)
> > cbbd (phuongle@maestro
> > .com)
> >
> > 33. The "life goes on" reaction
> > --------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` may a'o the^' la` xong
> > Xu'ng xi'nh bo^. mo+'i ddi du*. tie^.c
> > Quen dda.i mo^.t co^ dde^? ddo+~ lo`ng ..
> > hi`hi`
> > HoangCam
> > (he591847@er.uqam.ca)
> > (*Note: see also the "c'est la vie"
> > reaction 1*)
> >
> > 34. The "xo`ng pha(?ng" reaction
> > ---------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Mo^~i nga`y tru*o*'c ngo~ dde^? ma` tro^n
> > g
> > Xo`e tay ddo`i no+. "bo^`i thu+o+`ng
> > cho+'
> > Ti`nh tui chia xe? cha(?ng cho kho^ng !"
> > .. hi`hi`
> > HoangCam
> > (he591847@er.uqam.ca)
> >
> > 35. The "chemist" reaction
> > ---------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Lo soa.n ddo^` nghe^` cha(?ng ngo^`i
> > kho^ng
> > Ddu*'ng tru*o*'c nha` em anh la lo*'n
> > "Tui ta.t acide cho*' ddu*`ng ho`ng !" ..
> > hi`hi`
> > HoangCam
> > (he591847@er.uqam.ca)
> >
> > 36. The "truck driver" reaction
> > --------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ngo^`i o^m ha^.n chi? tha^`m mong
> > "Xe ca'n phanh tha^y tha(`ng che^'t do+?"
> > Dde^? kho?i ngu+'a ma('t hay phie^`n lo`n
> > g .. hi`hi`
> > HoangCam
> > (he591847@er.uqam.ca)
> >
> > 37. The "thankful" reaction
> > ----------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Kho^ng buo^`n kho^ng tra'ch vo+'i em dda^
> > u
> > Ve^` anh .. mo+? tie^.c mo+`i anh a^'y
> > Dda~ la~nh giu`m anh mo^.t ddo^'ng phie^`
> > n .... hihihi
> > One aucoist
> > 2nd version
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Kho^ng buo^`n, kho^ng tra'ch, chi? u+o+'c
> > mong
> > Dda~i ddu+o+.c cho^`ng em .. nha^.u mo^.t
> > bu+~a
> > Dde^? ca?m o+n cha`ng .. la~nh du`m
> > go^ng ! :)
> > En El (mu+o+.n y' ti
> > ' :))
> >
> > 38. The scholar reaction
> > -------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > ,
> > Anh the^` kinh su+? "na^'u" cho xong\.
> > Mai na`y danh ra.ng, te^n dde^` ba?ng,
> > Lo+~ la`ng, em tie^'c dda~ sang so^ng ...
> > NQT (qthai@cs.iastate.edu,
> > 03/29/97)
> >
> > 39. The warrior reaction
> > -------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y
> > cho^`ng,
> > Anh va`o qua^n di.ch cu+'u non so^ng\.
> > Pha' gia(.c, co^ng tha`nh, anh tro+?
> > la.i.
> > Hie^?u lo`ng chinh tu+o+'ng, co' buo^`n
> > kho^ng ?
> > NQT (qthai@cs.iastate.edu,
> > 03/29/97)
> >
> > 40. The lay Buddhist reaction
> > ------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y
> > cho^`ng,
> > "Hu+~u duye^n, vo^ pha^.n" the^' la` xong
> > \.
> > Tra(m na(m, bie^'t co' co`n thu+o+ng
> > ma~i ?
> > Sa'u tra^`n, na(m ua^?n cu~ng la`
> > "kho^ng" ...
> > NQT (qthai@cs.iastate.edu, 03/2
> > 9/97)
> >
> > 41. The lay Taoist reaction
> > ----------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y
> > cho^`ng,
> > "The^' tho+`i pha?i the^'" cha(?ng ca^`u
> > mong\.
> > Mong ra(`ng em tro.n ddu+o+`ng gia
> > tha^'t,
> > Anh tu+o+`ng le~ DDa.o, va^~n thong dong
> > ...
> > NQT (qthai@cs.iastate.edu,
> > 03/29/97)
> >
> > 42. The gentleman reaction
> > ---------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`n
> > g,
> > Lo`ng tha`nh, anh chu'c ke? sang so^ng\.
> > Tra(m na(m duye^n dde.p be^n ngu+o+`i
> > mo+'i,
> > Cha'u hie^`n, con tha?o ddu'ng nhu+
> > lo`ng.
> > NQT (qthai@cs.iastate.edu, 03/2
> > 9/97)
> >
> > 43. The "once-is-more-than-enough" reaction
> > --------------------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` mo+? tie^.c, ddo^'t pha'o bo^ng
> > Phen na`y anh quye^'t kho^ng "da.i" nu+~a
> > Cha? da'm ddeo the^m "chu+o+'ng qua^`n
> > ho^`ng" ! :)
> > nhtu
> > (nocturne@freenet.hut.fi)
> >
> > 44. The "ca?i tu+?" reaction
> > -----------------------------
> > "Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y
> > cho^`ng"
> > Xo+`i o+i ! Em cho+' nghi~ vie^~n vo^ng
> > Ma` ra(`ng: "anh co' buo^`n kho^ng ho+?
> > ?"
> > O+? ddo' ma` ham ! Thu+' "sa't cho^`ng"
> > !!! :)
> > nhtu
> > (nocturne@freenet.hut.fi)
> >
> > 45. The "co'-co`n-ho+n-kho^ng" reaction
> > ----------------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Lang thang ddi kie^'m la' die^u bo^ng
> > Cho+` khi con ga'i em kho^n lo+'n
> > Ta'n ti?nh con em .. mo+'i ma't lo`ng :)
> > nhtu
> > (nocturne@freenet.hut.fi)
> > (*Note: see also the "next generation" re
> > action 17*)
> >
> > 46. The "lady first" reaction (or "ra^u qua(.
> > p")
> > ---------------------------------------------
> > ---
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Gio+`i o+i ! Mu+`ng la('m ba.n bie^'t
> > kho^ng ?
> > Va^~y cha`o ca^'u xe', cha`o ru?a xa?
> > Thoa?i ma'i ddi ro^ng, cha? pha^.p
> > pho^`ng
> > En El
> >
> > 47. The "man-oh-man" reaction (or "tha^n
> > trai 12 be^'n nu+o+'c")
> > ---------------------------------------------
> > -------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^` ba`y co^~ cu'ng ta'o co^ng
> > Thuye^`n nay thoa't kho?i vu`ng be^'n
> > ddu.c
> > Nguye^.n u+o+'c be^'n sau pha?i tha^.t
> > trong !
> > En El
> >
> > 48. The "play boy" reaction (or "5 the^ - 7 t
> > hie^'p")
> > ---------------------------------------------
> > --------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Tro*`i o+i ! Buo^`n la('m, mo^.t pho`ng
> > kho^ng
> > Cha('c dda`nh ddi ta'n the^m em kha'c
> > Ke?o uo^?ng co^ng xa^y tha^.p nhi.
> > pho`ng !
> > En El
> >
> > 49. The "worthless" reaction (or "co^ng
> > co^'c")
> > ---------------------------------------------
> > --
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Ngu*o*`i ta tie^'c che^'t ! Co' bie^'t
> > kho^ng ?
> > Da~ tra`ng xe ca't, ra`nh co^ng co^'c
> > Nuo^i co` cho be'o, chu'ng va(.t lo^ng
> > !!!
> > Co' uo^?ng kho^ng ?!
> > huhu !!!
> > En El
> >
> > 50. The "broken heart" reaction
> > --------------------------------
> > Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> > Anh ve^`, tre^n lo^'i cu~ re^u phong
> > Em ddi, ba(ng gia' vu`i phie^'n mo^.ng
> > Ca? da?i nga^n ha`, da?i nho+' mong
> > En El (mu+o+.n tho+ "Em
> > ddi", En El)
> 51) The happy reaction
> -----------------------
> Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> Anh mu*`ng nhu*ng cu*' gia? vo*` kho^ng
> Ca'm o*n em gie^'t du`m a'c mo^.ng .
> Chi? to^.i cho ddu*'a bi. la`m... cho^`ng....
> STEVO
> 52) The happy reaction2
> ---------------------------
> Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
> Anh ve^` mo*? tie^.c mo*`i tha^.t ddo^ng
> Cho^`ng em la~nh no*. anh mu*`ng la('m
> Kho?i so*. bi. em ba('t ...la`m cho^`ng :-))