[Joke] The "Lighter" Side of Marriage

[Phan Anh Son <Phan@PGSM.HU>]

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>The "Lighter" Side of Marriage
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>From The Laugh Page Archives
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>(1) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).
>(2) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the
>    strings are attached.
>(3) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for
>    the blind.
>(4) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and
>    the woman gets her Masters.
>(5) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under
>the
>    man's eyes.
>(6) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
>(7) Marriage is not just a having a wife but also worries inherited forever.
>(8) Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS": The Engagement
>    Ring, The Wedding Ring, The Suffe-Ring, The Endu-Ring
>(9) Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
>    (a) In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
>    (b) In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
>    (c) In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.
>(10) It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
>(11) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends.
>You
>     order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you
>wish
>     you had ordered that.
>(12) It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get
>     MARRIED!
>(13) There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found
>     himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and
>found
>     himself divorced.
>(14) A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and
>     the wife takes.
>(15) Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
>     Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
>     Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't
>          know his wife until he marries.
>     Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
>(16) There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got
>     married.... and then it was too late!"
>(17) Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
>(18) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
>love;
>     after marriage it is self-defence.
>(19) When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year
>     married man looks happy, we wonder why.
>(20) There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
>They
>     got married, and now he is going through HELL.
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