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[tien@altera.com (Tien Duc Pham)]

Hi all,

        A man came into a bar and ordered three shots of Scotch Whisky,
which he quickly drank one after another.  When he finished the last one,
he ordered three more. The bartender said, "You know, that isn't good for
you."
        "I know," the man replied, "particularly with what i have."
        "What do you have?" the bartender asked.
        "nothing!".
	"I knew that," the bartender said. "So, how's it tasted?"
 	"Shit!!!! oh, noooooo it's...."
         :))))))))))
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When the son come home from college for the summer, His dad asked, "how
are things going?"
        "Good," the son said.
        "How's the food?", dad asked.
        "Good."
        "And the dormitory?"
        "Good."
        "They always have the strong football team," dad said, trying
to draw his son out. "How do you think they'll do this year?"
        "Good," son replied.
        "How are your studies going?"
        "Good."
        "Have you decided on a major yet?"
        "Yes."
        "What is it?" Dad asked.
        "Communications."