Chuye^n. cu+o+i` (theo bao' VHTT, VIETNAM)

[PHUNG HO HAI <phung@ictp.trieste.it>]

Tie^ng' cu+o+i` toa` an'

*Thu+a quy' toa`- lua^t. su+ su+? dung. ly' le~ cuo^i'
cung` ma` o^ng ta cho la` co' su+c' thuye^t' phuc. nha^t'_ Tru+o+c' khi
toa` tuye^n an' tha^n chu? cua? to^i, to^i muo^n' dda(c. bie^t. lu+u y'
ra(ng`, tha^n chu? cua? to^i bi. ddie^c', ne^n kho^ng the^? nghe tha^y'
tie^ng' noi' cua? lu+o+ng ta^m khi vi pham. phap' lua^t. ...

* Lua^t. su+ hung` ho^n` bao` chu+a~ cho khach' hang` cua? minh`, mo^t.
phu. nu+~ tre? trung va` xinh ddep.. 
-Thu+a qui' toa`, xin qui' toa` xem xet' cho ky~, lam` sao ngu+o+i` phu.
nu+~ hay~ con` ra^t' non no+t' trong cuo^c. ddo+i` nay` lai. co' the^?
bie^t' ra(ng` cho^ng` minh` nhay. cam? vo+i' thuo^c' chuo^t. dde^n'
the^'!!!..

* To^i tha^t. kho^ng bie^t' la^y' gi` dde^? cam' o+n o^ng,_ bi. cao' noi'
vo+i' lua^t. su+ bao` chu+a~ vu+a` cai~ cho o^ng ta ddu+o+c. tra(ng' an'. 
-Tu+` khi loai` ngu+o+i` phat' minh ra tie^n` bac., thi` vie^c. ddo' de^~
la(m' o^ng a., lua^t. su+ ddap'.

* Bi. cao' hoi? lua^t. su+ cua? minh`:
-To^i se~ bi. hinh` phat. nhu+ the^' nao`?
-To^i se~ co^' ga(ng' ddat. ddu+o+c. su+. co^ng minh.
-O^`, the^' thi` to^i buo^c. phai? tim` ngay mo^t. lua^t. su+ khac' dde^?
thay the^' o^ng.

Chuye^n. vui bong' dda'
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* Co^ng nha^n.
Con gai' mo^t. trong. tai` bong' dda' hoi? bo^':
-Bo^' o+i! DDa~ bao gio+` bo^' co^ng nha^n. mo^t. ban` tha(ng' ghi o+?
the^' vie^t. vi. chu+a?
-Ro^i`, con a.!
-The^' thi` ... con va` anh a^y' dda~ ... pham. lo^i~ vie^t. vi. ro^i`
bo^' a. ...

* 10 phut'
-Anh ye^u, ho^m nay anh thi dda^u' co' me^t. kho^ng?
-Kho^ng, nho+`trong. tai` em a. 
-?
-Ho^m nay o^ng a^y' chi? cho anh cho+i co'... 10 phut' tho^i.

* Ly' su+.
-Ne^u' ddo^i. bong' bi. ro+t' hang., to^i buo^c. phai? ban' cac' anh ddi!
O^ng chu? tich. ca^u lac. bo^. giai? thich'.
-The^' ne^u' chung' to^i ddoat. chu+c' vo^ ddich.?
-Khi a^y' to^i cung~ kho^ng the^? giu+~ cac' anh o+? lai. ddu+o+c.. Cac'
CLB nu+o+c' ngoai` se~ mua cac' anh.

* DDo+~ phai? sa(m' lai.
Tre^n khan' ddai`, hai ngu+o+i` ddan` o^ng noi' chuye^n. vo+i' nhau:
-Vo+. to^i cu+' ba(t' to^i phai? o+? nha` xem bong' dda' qua ti vi
dde^? khoi? to^n' tie^n` ve', to^i phai? tro^n' ba` a^y' ra dda^y.
-Vo+. to^i thi` ngu+o+c. lai., ba` a^y' cu+' muo^n' to^i ra sa^n va^n.
ddo^ng. xem bong' dda' dde^? kho^ng phai? sa(m' ti vi  mo+i' mo^i~ khi
ddo^i. nha` bi. thua.


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*- Trong ddo^n` canh? sat'
Vo+.: "Bi. ba(t' vi` to^i. moc' tui' u+? To^i kho^ng the^? hie^u? no^i?
ddu+o+c. o^ng! Vi` sao o^ng lai. lam` nhu+ va^y. khi o+? nha` minh` o^ng
con` ca^t' gia^u' bao nhie^u tie^n` tu+` vu. cu+o+p' nha` ba(ng la^n`
tru+o+c'?"
Cho^ng`: !!!
Canh? sat': !!!