[project]The^' Na`o La` Si~ Phu Ba('c Ha` + Chuye^.n Cu+o+`i

[AnHai Doan <anhai@cs.washington.edu>]

Ca'c ba'c,

Vu+`a back to work sau va`i nga`y nghi? cho+i dzui dze?, lo` mo`
bo` le^n VNSA tha^'y ca'c ba'c nam sa't pha.t nhau kinh qua', cu?
dda^.u ho`n ga.ch bay ve`o ve`o, lu+o+ng tri nha^n pha^?m ne'm nhau
loa.n xa. Ca'c ba'c ga'i va` ma^'y thread tho? the? u+o+'t a't
cha.y dda^u he^'t sa.ch. Tho+ va(n cu~ng che^'t ngo?m cu? to?i. :-)
Ti`nh hi`nh na`y co' le~ pha?i declare mo^~i tua^`n mo^.t nga`y,
thu+' tu+ hay thu+' na(m gi` ddo', dde^` nghi. kho^ng ddu+o+.c no'i
to va` choa?ng nhau, ma` chi? tho? the?  tho^i :-). 

Xin quay ve^` vu. la^.p homepage cho chuye^.n cu+o+`i ca'c ba'c
ddang ba`n lua^.n. Vu. na`y vui phe^'t. Mo^.t la^`n ca~i nhau vo+'i
mo^.t o^ng ba.n ngu+o+`i Ha` No^.i ve^` kha'i nie^.m "the^' na`o
la` Si~ Phu Ba('c Ha`", to^i kho^ng nho+' lo+`i qua tie^'ng la.i
the^' na`o nhu+ng dde^'n lu'c "tao cu~ng cho' ma` ma`y cu~ng cho'"
thi` o^ng ba.n to^i kho^ng nhi.n ddu+o+.c nu+~a, ma(.t ddo? gay,
qua't to^i ra(`ng " Ma`y cha(?ng bie^'t dde^'ch gi` ve^` Si~ Phu
Ba('c Ha` ca?! The^' cu~ng ddo`i no'i! Si~ Phu Ba('c Ha` chi?
ngo^`i va.ch ke^' va` xui nhu+~ng tha(`ng kha'c la`m tho^i. Co`n
tha(`ng na`o nghe xui da.i do^.t nha?y ra la`m thi` la` tha`nh
chi'nh tri. gia ro^`i, kho^ng co`n la` si~ phu Ba('c Ha` nu+~a
!!!". 

Hihihi...nghe xong ca'i nha^.n xe't xanh ro+`n tre^n dda^y ve^` si~
phu Ba('c Ha` to^i kho^ng hie^?u ne^n cu+o+`i hay ne^n kho'c.
Nhu+ng ba^y gio+` tha^'y anh em mi`nh ba`n vu. chuye^.n cu+o+`i
na`y co' ve? cu~ng si~ phu Ba('c Ha` qua' ta (the^' mo+'i bie^'t
o^ng ba.n kia no'i chi' li'). :-) Toa`n tha^'y ca'c ba'c ra xui
tha(`ng kha'c la`m chu+' chu+a tha^'y ba'c na`o nha?y ra la`m ca?,
ma(.c du` dda^y dda~ la` la^`n thu+' hai ba`n lua^.n va^'n dde^`
na`y. :-)

(DDu`a chu't cho vui hy vo.ng kho^ng la`m ba'c na`o pha^.t lo`ng.
Tuy nhie^n, ca'c ba'c co' y' kie^'n gi` ve^` vu. "the^' na`o la`
Si~ Phu Ba('c Ha`" mong ca'c ba'c cho bie^'t. Nghe ma~i cu.m tu+`
na`y ma` kho^ng hie^?u la('m, va` n~ ba'c SPBH na`y hie^.n ddang
xui ma^'y ba'c la`m chi'nh tri gia o+? nha` dda^y. :-) )

Ba^y gio+` thi` dde^? to^i cu~ng "si~ phu Ba('c Ha`" mo^.t ca'i,
ro^`i la.i "chi'nh tri. gia" mo^.t ca'i go'p vui cu`ng anh em
va^.y: 

1) La`m "si~ phu Ba('c Ha`":
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Kho^ng hie^?u ca'c ba'c dda~ bao gio+` dde^'n xem hompage cu?a ba'c
Ha` Huy Ta`i chu+a? (http://www.mast.queensu.ca/~haht/ ) Theo
tho^ng tin tre^n homepage thi` ba'c na`y nga`y xu+a dda~ tu+`ng
chu? tri` mo^.t mailing list for jokes only among Vietnamese folks.
Ca'i list na`y khong hie^?u vi` sao ve^` sau ngoe?o ma^'t, nhu+ng
co`n dde^? la.i di sa?n la` mo^.t kho chuye^.n cu+o+`i tre^n
webpage cu?a ba'c Ta`i (nhie^`u chuye^.n ba^.y la('m :-) !). Ca'c
ba'c muo^'n ti`m mo^.t ba'c la`m chi'nh tri.  thi` to^i nghi~ to^'t
nha^'t ne^n na('m co^? ba'c Ta`i, kho^ng ai la` ideal candidate
ho+n ddu+o+.c nu+~a. (Hey Tai, sorry :-) .)

Ca'c ba'c va`o hompage ddo' chi.u kho' lu.c lo.i mo^.t ti' thi` co'
the^?  se~ tra? lo+`i ddu+o+.c ca^u ho?i "Who is T.T.L (spell?)". 

Ca'c ba'c muo^'n la^.p mo^.t Web-based mailing list thi` dde^'n xem
http://union.ncsa.uiuc.edu/HyperNews/get/hypernews.html . 

2) La`m "chi'nh tri. gia"
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To^i ra^'t muo^'n nha?y va`o vu. na`y. Nhu+ng hie^.n ta.i ba^.n
qua', ne^n chi? co' the^? la`m ddu+o+.c theo kie^?u archive toa`n
bo^. homorous stuff dda~ dda(ng tre^n VNSA va`o mo^.t webpage,
gio^'ng nhu+ VNSA archive hie^.n ta.i. Tuy nhie^n la`m the^' na`y
thi` to^i kho^ng the^?  update daily, ma` gio?i la('m cu~ng chi?
co' the^? la`m weekly ddu+o+.c tho^i. Vi` va^.y ca'c ba'c cu+' tu'm
cha(.t la^'y ba'c Ta`i la` hay nha^'t. Co`n vu. archive tre^n vnsa
webpage thi` la`m xong to^i se~ tho^ng ba'o cho ca'c ba'c. 

Tho^i to^i pha?i dzo.t dda^y, ke?o ca'c ba'c SPBH ra ne^.n cho thi` 
bo? me. 

Tha^n, Ha?i.