[OPINION] Woman

[Trinh Anh Tuan <s7593tri@sun10.vsz.bme.hu>]

     Hi all,

 I got something and just wanna share with you.
 Any opinions ?   

Cheers.

--Tua^'n.

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  Element: woman

  Symbol: Wo

  Discoverer: Adam

  Atomic Weight: accepted as 118 but is known to vary from 100 - 160
  lbs.

  Occurence: surplus quantities in all urban areas.

  Physical Properties:
      1) suface usually covered in painted film
      2) boils at nothing, freezes without reason
      3) melts if given proper treatment
      4) bitter if used incorrectly
      5) found in various states, ranging from virgin metal, to  
  common 'ore

  Chemical Properties:
      1) possess great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and  
  precious stones
      2) able to absorb great quantities of expensive substances
      3) may explode spontaneously if left alone with a male
      4) insoluable in liquids but activity greatly increased by
         saturation in alcohol
      5) yields to pressure applied to correct points

  Uses:
      1) highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
      2) most powerful money-reducing agent known
      3) can be a great aid to relaxation

  Tests:
      1) pure specimen turns a rosy tint if discovered in natural state
      2) turns green if placed beside a better specimen

  Caution:
      1) highly dangerous except in experienced hands
      2) illegal to posses more than one except in certain areas
         (California, etc.