RE: ![Joke] Lightbulb again

[Phan Anh Son <Phan@PGSM.HU>]

Another version of the old lightbult joke:
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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four hundred and sixty-two:

Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old
bulb, 23 to deregulate the light bulb industry, 16 to cut funding for
alternative lighting R&D, 34 to cut the tax rate on light bulbs, 53
to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb, 41 to talk
with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead, and 283 to
pass a
law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing
anything) on the Internet.


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>From: 	Phan Anh Son
>Sent: 	1997. j=FAnius 5. 14:23
>To: 	Multiple recipients of list
>Subject: 	![Joke] MS Lightbulb
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>MS Lightbulb
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>Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?=20
>A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.=20
>
>Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
>A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no
>provision for light bulbs to be removed.
>
>Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light =
bulb?
>A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light
>bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting
>it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one
>to say "It must be your hardware because
>the light bulb in our office works fine..."
>
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