Some jokes... (fwd)

["Khanhtran N. Phan" <kphan@engin.umich.edu>]

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Date sent:      Mon, 23 Jun 1997 09:14:46 EST
Subject:        Some jokes...

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When met by a long procession of people led by a man with a dog,
Joe asked the man, "Who died?" "My Mother in law." "How?" "The dog bit
her." "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line."
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a
wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The
husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really   
works!"
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This guy goes to a party without his wife. He hears this other guy
say to his wife "Pass the sugar, Honey." and "Pass the honey, Sugar."
He thinks this sort of speech is a good idea. So, the morning when he
and his wife are eating breakfast he says to his wife, "Pass the bacon,   
Pig."
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report
it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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NEWLYWED: Do you want dinner?
SPOUSE: Sure, what are my choices?
NEWLYWED: Yes and no.