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[TTCN 6/7] Thu+ gia~n cuo^'i tua^`n
* CA?NH DDO+`I
Vo+.: So^'ng vo+'i nhau bao nhie^u na(m ro^`i ma` cha(?ng bao gio+` em
hie^?u ddu+o+.c anh ddang nghi~ gi`?
Cho^`ng: DDo' la` ha.nh phu'c dda^'y. Ne^'u em ma` hie^?u ddu+o+.c thi`
chu'ng ta dda~ chia tay nhau tu+` la^u ro^`i.
o O o
Vo+. no'i vo+'i cho^`ng:
- Tru+o+'c dda^y, mo^~i nga`y chi? ga(.p em mo^.t va`i phu't la` anh
dda~ sung su+o+'ng la('m ro^`i... Va^.y ma`...
Cho^`ng o^n to^`n no'i vo+'i vo+.:
- Thi` gio+` anh cu~ng muo^'n va^.y!
XUA^N CHA^M su+u ta^`m
Gia'm ddo^'c gia^.n du+~ qua't tha'o co^ng nha^n:
- Ca'ch dda^y ma^'y na(m, dda'm co^ng nha^n tru+o+'c cu~ng nhu+ anh chi.
ba^y gio+`: sa?n xua^'t ke'm ve^` cha^'t cu~ng nhu+ lu+o+.ng.
Bo^~ng co' gio.ng no'i vo.ng le^n:
- Ta.i cu`ng mo^.t gia'm ddo^'c!
TRA^`N MINH TU`NG
* TIE^?U PHa^?M NU+o+'C NGOa`I
DDa.p ve^` dde^'n ddi'ch, va^.n ddo^.ng vie^n ddua xe dda.p no'i vo+'i
hua^'n luye^.n vie^n cu?a mi`nh:
- Theo ddo^`ng ho^` cu?a to^i, to^i vu+`a la^.p ddu+o+.c ky? lu.c the^'
gio+'i ! To^i pha?i tuye^n bo^' ddie^`u ddo' vo+'i ai ?
- Vo+'i ngu+o+`i tho+. su+?a ddo^`ng ho^` !
oOo
Na`y ca^.u, di truye^`n va` mo^i tru+o+`ng co' gi` kha'c nhau ?
- Ne^'u con gio^'ng ba thi` do di truye^`n, co`n ne^'u gio^'ng o^ng
ha`ng xo'm thi` do...mo^i tru+o+`ng !
- ?!!
oOo
Co' mo^.t nha` hie^`n trie^'t nha^.n xe't:
- Hi`nh nhu+ tri' kho^n ddu+o+.c pha^n bo^? co^ng ba(`ng ho+n mo.i thu+'
!
Co' ngu+o+`i ho?i la.i o^ng ta:
- Tu+` dda^u nga`i ddu+a ra ke^'t lua^.n nhu+ the^' ?
- Vi` kho^ng co' ai than phie^`n ra(`ng mi`nh thie^'u tri' kho^n ca? !
TRa^`N MINH Tu`NG
- Co'c hay e^'ch nhanh ho+n ?
- Ro~ ra`ng la` co'c nhanh ho+n.
- La`m sao co' the^? bie^'t ddu+o+.c ddie^`u ddo' ?
- Co'c pha?i nhanh ho+n e^'ch ro^`i. Co' bao gio+` tha^'y mo'n "cha^n
co'c" tre^n thu+.c ddo+n dda^u !
QUANG HU+O+NG
Mo^.t nha^n vie^n thu thue^' nha^.n la' thu+ cu?a mo^.t ke? vo^ danh,
trong thu+ ngu+o+`i a^'y gia?i thi'ch la` mi`nh dda~ khai man thue^'
tu+` 10 na(m tru+o+'c va` ke^? tu+` ddo' anh ta bi. chu+'ng ma^'t ngu?.
Anh vie^'t: "To^i gu+?i ke`m dda^y to+` nga^n phie^'u 10.000 franc.
Ne^'u to^i co`n tie^'p tu.c bi. chu+'ng ma^'t ngu?, to^i se~ gu+?i the^m
tie^`n nu+~a".
N.T.DDA
* TRi'CH NGUYE^N VA(N
"DDa so^' dda`n o^ng dde^`u cho ra(`ng ho. co' the^? ddo.c suo^'t
ddu+o+.c y' nghi~ cu?a vo+. ho. nhu+ ddo.c mo^.t quye^?n sa'ch, nhu+ng
thu+.c ra ho. chi? ddo.c co' lo+`i tu+.a va` pha^`n mu.c lu.c cu?a
quye^?n sa'ch ma` tho^i".
PASCALE CAMPANILLE
"Ke? ngu ngo^'c chi? la`m cho ngu+o+`i ta cha'n ma` tho^i; co`n ke? le^n
ma(.t tho^ng tha'i la`m cho kho^ng mo^.t ai chi.u ddu+.ng ddu+o+.c".
NAPOLe'ON BONAPARTE
"Khi mo^.t nha` ngoa.i giao no'i u+`, co' nghi~a la` co' the^?; co`n khi
no'i co' the^? co' nghi~a la` kho^ng, va` khi no'i kho^ng o^ng ta kho^ng
co`n la` nha` ngoa.i giao nu+~a.
Tra'i la.i, khi mo^.t ngu+o+`i dda`n ba` li.ch thie^.p no'i kho^ng co'
nghi~a la` co' the^?, co`n khi no'i co' the^? co' nghi~a la` u+`, va`
khi ba` ta no'i u+` ba` ta kho^ng co`n la` ngu+o+`i dda`n ba` li.ch
thie^.p nu+~a".
T.PLAGUES
"Du` to^'t hay xa^'u, kho^ng bao gio+` ne^n no'i ve^` mi`nh; vi` ne^'u
tu+. khoe khoang se~ la` ngu+o+`i kie^u nga.o, co`n ne^'u tu+. ha. mi`nh
la.i la` ke? ngu ngo^'c".
ARISTOTE
"Co' nhie^`u lo^'i la`m gia`u, nhu+ng kho^'n thay la.i ra^'t i't lo^'i
lu+o+ng thie^.n". BACON
"Ai no'i tu+'c la` ddi gieo tu+ tu+o+?ng; co`n ai nghe tu+'c la` ddi thu
nha(.t tu+ tu+o+?ng".
PLUTARQUE
"Nhu+~ng ke? sung su+o+'ng kho^ng ma^'y khi chi.u su+?a mi`nh, vi` bao
gio+` ho. cu~ng tu+. cho la` pha?i khi tie^`n ta`i co`n be^nh vu+.c ca'i
ne^'t hu+ cu?a ho.". LA ROCHEFOUCAULD
LINH Ha?I su+u ta^`m
* DDi.NH NGHi~A NGU+o+.C
* Tu+. ddo^.ng ho'a: No^~ lu+.c cu?a dda`n o^ng dde^? ta.o cho co^ng
vie^.c ddu+o+.c de^~ da`ng, ha^`u dda`n ba` co' the^? la`m mo^.t mi`nh.
* Bu+~a a(n: Gio+` ma` tre? em ngo^`i va`o ba`n dde^? tie^'p tu.c a(n
nu+~a.
* Su+. tie^'n bo^. : Mo^.t co^' ga('ng lie^n tu.c dde^? nhu+~ng gi`
chu'ng ta a(n, uo^'ng va` ma(.c dde^`u co' cha^'t lu+o+.ng to^'t nhu+
trong qua' khu+'.
N.T.DDA
THe^' GIo+'I DDo' DDA^Y
Le^~ ho^.i tha'nh Patrick
Ta.i New York, co^.ng ddo^`ng cu+ da^n ngu+o+`i Ailen kho^ng que^n nga`y
le^~ tha'nh Patrick, vi. tha'nh ddo+~ dda^`u cu?a nu+o+'c Ailen. Va`o
nga`y na`y ho. to^? chu+'c le^~ ho^.i mu+`ng tha'nh Patrick tha^.t ra^`m
ro^., dda^y la` mo^.t trong nhu+~ng le^~ ho^.i quan tro.ng nha^'t trong
na(m o+? New York. Nhu+ng y' nghi~a to^'t dde.p tu+` ha`ng the^' ky? qua
dda~ da^`n da^`n bi. thu+o+ng ma.i ho'a qua nhu+~ng le^~ ho^.i cu?a
nhu+~ng na(m ga^`n dda^y.
LINH Ha?I
Cu' bay ngoa.n mu.c
Die^~n vie^n ddo'ng the^' ngu+o+`i DDa`i Loan - Kha Thu. Lu+o+ng - dda~
sang dda.i lu.c bie^?u die^~n pho'ng chie^'c xe the^? thao cu?a anh qua
tha'c Hu+~u Kha^?u tre^n so^ng Hoa`ng Ha` cu?a Trung Quo^'c. Cha`ng
die^~n vie^n na`y ddo'n mu+`ng nga`y Ho^`ng Ko^ng ddu+o+.c tra? ve^`
Trung Quo^'c ba(`ng cu' bay ngoa.n mu.c cao 55m tre^n tha'c nu+o+'c cao
thu+' hai cu?a Trung Quo^'c. Chie^'c xe ddu+o+.c che^' ta.o dda(.c
bie^.t na`y su+? du.ng loa.i nhie^n lie^.u du`ng trong nga`nh ha`ng
kho^ng.
KIM NGo.C (Theo Sun)
Qua?ng ca'o he^'t y'
La^u nay ngu+o+`i ta thu+o+`ng nghe no'i dde^'n qua?ng ca'o tre^n ba'o
chi', truye^`n hi`nh, pha't thanh, ddie^.n thoa.i... nhu+ng i't ai nghe
no'i dde^'n qua?ng ca'o trong nha` ve^. sinh. The^' nhu+ng ddo' la.i la`
mo^.t chuye^.n co' tha^.t 100% ta.i Anh. Hie^.n nay, mo^.t so^' qua'n
bia o+? Lua^n DDo^n dda~ cho ga('n ca'c ma`n a?nh video tre^n tu+o+`ng
trong ca'c nha` ve^. sinh. Theo lo+`i mo^.t chu? qua'n bia thi` ca'ch
qua?ng ca'o na`y kha' hu+~u hie^.u, vi` trong lu'c kha'ch "tru't ba^`u
ta^m su+.", ho. se~ co' mo^.t khoa?ng tho+`i gian nga('n dde^? chie^m
ngu+o+~ng ca'c ma^~u qua?ng ca'o ba(`ng hi`nh a?nh va` a^m thanh he^'t
su+'c so^'ng ddo^.ng !
H.M.