[Jokes] Amusement

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Amusement
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This world is full of idiots.

This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and
demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the
cash in a bag, the

robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the
shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he
refused and said " Because i don't believe you are over 21." the
robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him
because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his
drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk
looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put
the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his
loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and
address of the robber that he got off of the license. They arrested
the robber two hours later.

 -true story.

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Another Darwin Contender

Under the category: "Too Stupid," a true story out of San Francisco.
It seems a man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into
the branch and wrote "This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this
bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller,
he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might
call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the
Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells
Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that
he was not the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could
not accept his stick up note because it was written on a Bank of
America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells
Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left the Wells Fargo.
The Wells Fargo teller then called the police who arrested the man a
few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of
America.

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