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["ThienLan Nguyen" <thienlan@hotmail.com>]

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Special Gifts
            
            On a special Teachers Day, a teacher was receiving 
  gifts from   her pupils. 
            
            The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, 
held it   overhead, and  said, "bet I know what it is, some 
flowers."  "That's  right"   said the boy,"  but how did you 
know that?"           

            "Oh just a wild guess," she said.
    
            The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. 
The   teacher held her  gift over head, shook it, and said, " I 
bet I can guess what   it is, a box of candy."

            "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. 
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

            The next gift was from the son of the liquor store 
owner. The   teacher held  it overhead, but it was leaking. She
touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it 
to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked."No" the boy replied.

            The teacher repeated the process, touching another 
drop of the   leakage to  her tongue. " Is it champagne?" she 
asked. "No" the boy replied.
            
            The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"       
      
            The boy replied, " A puppy!"           



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