[Joke] In the zoo

[Ngu Duc Tran <ndt01@uow.edu.au>]

A guy responds to a job  advertisement at the city zoo.  The ad mentioned 
the salary but not what he would be doing.  Came to find out that the 
zoo's gorilla had unexpectedly passed away. The zoo had just spent 
millions on promotions which focused on the gorilla and now they needed a 
gorilla. The guy really needed the job and the money was good so he
accepted.  Everyday he would put on the gorilla suit, hang out in his 
cage and be  the gorilla.  After a while he started enjoying himself. He 
would scare  little kids, roar at the crowds, and eat bananas and stuff. 
You know,  gorilla things. As time wore on he became the main attraction 
at the zoo. He would swing on his trees and vines, and the people loved 
him.
One particularly busy Saturday he was swinging around and accidentally 
swings over his fence andlands in the lion's cage. The lion slowly opens 
his eyes and sees the gorilla The lion begins to stalk.  The lion, now 
drooling and wide awake, slowly approaches the gorilla who is backed up 
against the fence. The lion is ready to jump when the  gorilla starts 
yelling, "Help! Help! I'm not a gorilla. I'm a human!  Help!  Help!"
The lion said, " Shut-up stupid, or we'll both get fired!"


cheers,
Ngu Tran