Joke

[dca@metz.une.edu.au]

Hi ca'c ba'c, 

Lu*o*`i ho.c ngo^`i ddo.c truye^.n cu*o*`i, co' ma^'y trye^.n ngo^` ngo^.,
post dde^? ca'c ba'c coi

Diep
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A primary school teacher thought it would be interested for her students to
learn to identify different name of various kinds of meats.  One day she
cooked up several different meats and labelled them.  As each student took
a bite they were asked to identify the animal.  Little Rani took a bite of
the meat labelled beef and correctly said that it came from a cow.  Jared
took a bite if pork and also correctly identified the meat as coming from a
pig.  The last meat was labelled venison.  The children chewed and chewed
and after numerous incorrect guesses the teacher attempted to give them a
hint. 'What does your mummy call your daddy when he comes home from work at
night?' she asked.  All of a sudden little Joey jumped up from the back of
the classroom and yelled, 'Jesus Christ! Spit it out! It's Arsehole!'
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A man from the city was driving along in the country when he came across a
farmer sowing the fields without any trousers. 'How come you are not
wearing any trousers?' he asked in astonishment. 'Well, mate, the other day
I went out into the field and I forgot to wear my shirt. That night my neck
was stiffer than a door. So this is my wife's idea'
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