aussie Jokes

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One night a husband came home to his wife with a black eye
'What happened to you?' she asked.
'I got into a fight with the landlord. He said he had slept with every
woman in this apartment building except for one'.
'Hmm', his wife replied 'I bet it's that ugly woman on the second floor'
*****

A man, somewhat sceptical, went to see a gypsy fortune teller. 'I see you
are the father of two children', began the gypsy. 'Great, I knew this was
the nonsense.  I'm actually the father of three children'.  'That's what
you think', smiled the gypsy.
*****

One day upon arriving home from work, Anton's wife informed him she was
interested in having breast enlargement surgery.  When he asked why, she
said, 'Because it will make me more attractive to you'. He asked her how
much the operation was, and she replied '$4,000 per breast', he exclaimed,
'$4,000 per breast?! That's ridiculous. We can't afford that! Have you
tried the toilet paper method?'. She looked puzzled. 'Sure, each night
before you go to bed, rub toilet between your breast, and over a period of
time, they should grow'. She said, 'That won't work!'. Anton replied 'It
worked on your arse!'