(ddo.c ba'o Vie^.t Nam) Ba`i ba'o ve^` thi si~ Hoa`ng Ca^`m (HC)

["Hoang Linh" <linhpriv@salamon.baralib.hu>]

 Hi,

 Tru+o+'c he^'t, xin ddu+o+.c no'i ra(`ng to^i la` mo^.t fan cu?a (tho+) o^ng 
HC. Cho ne^n, vo+' ddu+o+.c ba`i ba'o na`y (dda(ng tre^n "Va(n nghe^. Tre?" 
ra nga`y 16-5-1999), la` hi' hu+?ng ngo^`i go~ la.i nguye^n va(n ha^`u ca'c 
ba'c.

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 CHUYE^.N VE^` CA'C VA(N NGHE^. SI~: GIU+~ LA.I NHU+~NG GI` TO^'T 
DDE.P NHA^'T

 Gio+` gia?i lao giu+~a ho^.i nghi. Ho^.i Nha` va(n Ha` No^.i, chu'ng to^i ke'o 
HC ddi da.o. Buo^?i sa'ng mu`a ddo^ng ma` na('ng va`ng ru+.c ro+~ ne^n 
ddu+'ng be^n ho^` Thie^`n Quang gio' lo^.ng va^~n cha(?ng tha^'y la.nh. Nha` 
tho+ ta'c gia? "Be^n kia so^ng DDuo^'ng" ma'i to'c ba.c pho+ ddu+'ng tu+.a 
tre^n ca'i ga^.y, ne't ma(.t u+?ng ho^`ng. Lu'c na~y pha't bie^?u tre^n ho^.i 
tru+o+`ng, anh Vu~ Qua^`n Phu+o+ng co' nha('c dde^'n ba`i cu?a ba'c HC 
ke^? ve^` nhu+~ng ky? nie^.m buo^?i dda^`u tie^n ga(.p nhau tu+` ca'ch 
dda^y tre^n 50 na(m vo+'i nha` tho+ To^' Hu+~u (ba`i dda(ng tre^n ba'o "Tie^`n 
phong" so^' cuo^'i na(m 1998). Anh Phu+o+ng no'i: ddo.c ba`i, tha^.t ca?m 
ddo^.ng, ddu'ng la` lo+`i no'i cu?a nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i "dde^'n co~i", no'i vo+'i 
nhau, ke^? ve^` nhau nhu+~ng ddie^`u co`n la.i dda'ng nho+' nha^'t, ti`nh 
ca?m nha^'t.

 HC cu+o+`i kha?ng kha'i: Mo.i thu+' que^n he^'t, mi`nh giu+~ la.i nhu+~ng 
gi` to^'t dde.p nha^'t.

 - Thu+a ba'c, co`n mo^.t ca'i la' die^u bo^ng la` nha^'t ro^`i!

 HC ga^.t gu`:

 - Ha` No^.i co' qua'n gia?i kha't Die^u Bo^ng, Sa`i Go`n co' qua'n a(n Die^u 
Bo^ng, ca` phe^ Die^u Bo^ng. Mo+'i dda^y co^~ cu+o+'i Ha` No^.i co' the^m 
mo'n ga` Die^u Bo^ng. Ma^'y ba` nghe^. nha^n na^'u co^~ dda~ mo+`i to^i 
ne^'m thu+?. Bao gio+` co' thi.t cho' Die^u Bo^ng nu+~a thi` ca`ng tuye^.t!

 - DDa(.t te^n nhu+ va^.y ngu+o+`i ta pha?i xin phe'p ba'c chu+' a.?

 HC la('c dda^`u:

 - Ca'i te^n Die^u Bo^ng dda~ la` cu?a chung ro^`i, nha^'t la` sau khi ba`i tho+ 
ddu+o+.c pho^? nha.c. Su+? du.ng nhu+ the^' na`o la` quye^`n cu?a mo.i 
ngu+o+`i.

 Nha` tho+ la'i sang mo^.t chuye^.n vui kha'c:

 - Vu+`a ro^`i co' hai co^ ngu+o+`i My~ nghie^n cu+'u ve^` va(n ho.c Vie^.t 
Nam dde^'n ga(.p to^i. Hai co^ ho.c o+? My~ nhu+ng pha't a^m ra^'t chua^?n, 
no'i ddu+o+.c ca? nhu+~ng tie^'ng lo'ng. Mo^.t co^ ba?o:

 - Chu'ng cha'u ghen vo+'i ba'c dda^'y.

 To^i cu+o+`i:

 - Ghen ca'i gi`? Cha('c la` ca'c co^ tha^'y to^i ye^u ho+i nhie^`u?

 - Ba'c ye^u ai thi` vie^.c gi` chu'ng cha'u pha?i ghen! Ma` cha('c cha'u ghen 
la` ghen ba'c ddu+o+.c sinh ra o+? nu+o+'c Vie^.t Nam, co' ngo^n ngu+~ 
Vie^.t Nam ra^'t tho+. Du+o+`ng nhu+ ngo^n ngu+~ Vie^.t Nam la` da`nh cho 
tho+. Chi? ca^`n ddo.c Nguye^~n Du (ND), Ho^` Xua^n Hu+o+ng (HXH) la` 
hie^?u ngo^n ngu+~ Vie^.t Nam tho+ dde^'n mu+'c na`o.

 Ca'c co^ no'i the^m:

 - Ngo^n ngu+~ Vie^.t Nam, tho+ Vie^.t Nam co' nhu+~ng tu+`, nhu+~ng 
va^`n ddie^.u chi? ddo.c le^n chi? co' the^? ca?m nha^.n ba(`ng tra'i tim, ta^'m 
lo`ng ma` kho^ng the^? na`o die^~n ta?, gia?i thi'ch no^?i.

 Ro^`i mo^.t trong hai co^ ddo.c to:

 - Nhu+ ca^u na`y cha(?ng ha.n: "Nga'n no^~i o^m ca^`m nhu+~ng ta^'p 
te^nh" (tho+ HXH). Ca'i chu+~ "ta^'p te^nh" a^'y hay qua', tho+ qua'. Nhu+ng 
hie^?u ddu+o+.c, ca?m ddu+o+.c ma` pha^n ti'ch thi` tha^.t kho', di.ch ra 
tie^'ng nu+o+'c ngoa`i thi` ca`ng kho'.

 Nha` tho+ HC nhi'u ddo^i lo^ng ma`y, nhi`n xa xa(m:

 - Tho+ la` the^'. Ngu+o+`i ta co' da ddo? da va`ng, to'c dden to'c tra('ng, 
mo^~i ngu+o+`i mo^.t nghe^` nghie^.p, ddi.a vi. xa~ ho^.i kha'c nhau. Nhu+ng 
dda~ la` ngu+o+`i thi` dde^`u co' ca'i chung nha^'t la` ti`nh ca?m vui buo^`n, 
co' hy vo.ng, co' u+o+'c mo+. Tho+ la` pha?i no'i ddu+o+.c nhu+~ng ca'i 
ddo'. Ngu+o+`i ta dde^'n vo+'i tho+ cu~ng la` nhu+~ng ca'i ddo' (1).

 (Le^ Va(n Ba)

 (1) Ca^u na`y hi`nh nhu+ thie^'u mo^.t chu+~ ("vi`", "bo+?i", "do"...), ne^n 
kha' ngo^ nghe^ va` vo^ nghi~a! :-)) (H.L.)

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 Tho'i ddo+`i, pha`m dda~ ddu+o+.c ddo.c (chu`a) mo^.t ca'i gi` dda^'y la` to^i 
cu+' no^?i co+n bi`nh loa.n mo+'i tha^'y bo~! La^`n na`y, cu~ng xin ddu+o+.c 
la`m nhu+ the^'.

 1. DDu'ng la` mo^.t ba`i ba'o vo^ thu+o+?ng vo^ pha.t ddie^?n hi`nh cu?a 
la`ng ba'o ("truye^`n tho^'ng") Vie^.t Nam! Cha? co' ti'nh tho^ng tin gi` sa^'t, 
ca^u chu+~, chuye^.n tro` dde^`u tro`n tri.a, co' mo+? co' ke^'t ra^'t "co' 
ha^.u" (happyend). DDu+o+.c ca'i ddo.c... de^~ hie^?u! :-))

 2. O^ng HC tha^.t la` vinh hie^?n ve^` ha^.u, ho+n ha(?n ca'c vi. nhu+ 
DDa(.ng DDi`nh Hu+ng, Tra^`n Da^`n, Phu`ng Qua'n... Gio+` dda^y, o^?ng ddi 
dda^u, no'i gi` cu~ng ddu+o+.c mo.i ngu+o+`i hu+o+?ng u+'ng nhie^.t lie^.t 
(chi? tru+` o^ng TMH, cha(?ng hie^?u co' tu+ thu` gi`...).

 Tuy nhie^n, to^i tha^'y ho+i "nghi va^'n" vo+'i ca^u chuye^.n hai co^ ga'i 
ngu+o+`i Me~o ma` o^ng ke^?.

 Da^n mi`nh hay sa va`o hai tha'i cu+.c: hoa(.c la` ca'i gi` anh Ta^y cu~ng 
nha^'t ("Ta^y ma` la.i!", "ddu'ng la` cu?a ngoa.i!"...), hoa(.c "cu+' pha?i ta 
co+" (ma^'y anh nghie^n cu+'u sinh cu`ng bo.n to^i sang dda^y va`o tho+`i 
Vie^.t Nam ddo'i kha't dde^'n cu+.c ddie^?m, cha? ma^'y khi ddu+o+.c so+` 
dde^'n mie^'ng thi.t, the^' ma` mo+'i co' ma^'y ho^m dda~ "dde'o me., chi? 
the`m qua? ca` pha'o!", "bo.n Ta^y la('m thi.t tha`, nhu+ng toa`n thu+' "lai 
kinh te^'", cha? ngon ba(`ng cu?a ta"...). A'p du.ng va`o va(n ho.c, thi` hoa(.c 
la` "ddo.c Victor Hugo, Lev Tolstoy..., tha^'y buo^`n cho da^n ta!", "ddu'ng la` 
ne^`n va(n ho.c nho? mo.n!"; hay ngu+o+.c la.i "Ta^y, la`m sao thu+o+?ng 
thu+'c ddu+o+.c "Truye^.n Kie^`u"?!", "cu+' pha?i cho chu'ng no' nghe lu.c 
ba't, mo+'i bie^'t tay!?"...

 To^i thi` co' quan ddie^?m "trung dung", nghi~a la` Vie^.t Nam nha` mi`nh 
ca'i gi` cu~ng o+? mu+'c ta^`m ta^`m, cha? to qua', nhu+ng cu~ng kho^ng 
dde^'n no^~i qua' be'. Cha? ca^`n la` "ddi?nh cao tri' tue^. loa`i ngu+o+`i", 
nhu+ng cu~ng kho^ng dde^'n mu+'c "ha.ng be't". Ve^` va(n, ta chu+?a co' ai 
o+? ta^`m gia?i Nobel, nhu+ng ca'c cu. Nguye^~n Tua^n, Nam Cao... cu~ng 
kha' la('m cho+'! Ga^`n dda^y, to^i cho la` o^ng Nguye^~n Huy Thie^.p ("ai 
ddo^`ng y' bo^' che^'t, gio+ tay!") cu~ng dda'ng ne^?.

 Tuy nhie^n, go.i la` "trung dung", nhu+ng to^i co' ca'i ta^.t la` cu+' tha^'y ai 
khen "ta" qua', la` dda^m nghi! :-))

 Da`i do`ng va(n tu+., "minh ddi.nh la^.p tru+o+`ng" ro~ ra`ng nhu+ the^', 
dde^? ddi va`o "mo^? xe?" ma^'y ca^u la~ng xe.t cu?a hai co^ Ta^y (?):

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 Ma` cha('c cha'u ghen la` ghen ba'c ddu+o+.c sinh ra o+? nu+o+'c Vie^.t 
Nam, co' ngo^n ngu+~ Vie^.t Nam ra^'t tho+. Du+o+`ng nhu+ ngo^n ngu+~ 
Vie^.t Nam la` da`nh cho tho+. Chi? ca^`n ddo.c ND, HXH la` hie^?u ngo^n 
ngu+~ Vie^.t Nam tho+ dde^'n mu+'c na`o.
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 Cha? hie^?u co' pha?i ho. no'i chi'nh xa'c nhu+ the^' kho^ng? Chu+' to^i 
tha^'y ddoa.n na`y dda(.c thu` la` y' tu+o+?ng cu?a da^n An-nam-mi't ga'n 
cho ngu+o+`i Ta^y!

 "Ngo^n ngu+~ Vie^.t Nam ra^'t tho+"? "Du+o+`ng nhu+ ngo^n ngu+~ Vie^.t 
Nam la` da`nh cho tho+"? Ma^'y ca^u na`y to^i tha^'y co' the^? da`nh cho dda 
so^' ca'c ngo^n ngu+~ tre^n the^' gio+'i, cha? rie^ng gi` tie^'ng ta (co' le~ tru+` 
tie^'ng DDu+'c, sorry ca'c ba'c Nazi! :-)). "Tie^'ng Vie^.t Nam no'i le^n nghe 
nhu+ ha't", "co' cha^'t tho+"..., to^i dda~ tu+`ng nghe ngu+o+`i ba?n xu+' 
khen nhu+ the^', va`o nhu+~ng na(m ma` "bo^'n phu+o+ng vo^ sa?n co`n la` 
anh em". Ba^y gio+`, mo^~i la^`n dde^'n nhu+~ng khu co' ddo^ng da^n mi`nh, 
to^i dde^'n pha't ngu+o+.ng vi` nhu+~ng a^m thanh a^`m i~, vo^ duye^n, 
ngo.ng li'u lu+o+`ng ma` kho^ng the`m su+?a... pha't ra tu+` cu+?a mie^.ng 
ngu+o+`i Vie^.t. ((:-

 "Chi? ca^`n ddo.c ND, HXH la` hie^?u ngo^n ngu+~ Vie^.t Nam tho+ dde^'n 
mu+'c na`o"? Cha? hie^?u hai co^ Me~o ddi.nh no'i dde^'n ca'i gi`? DDe^'n 
ta`i uo^'n theo va^`n ddie^.u du du+o+ng cu?a hai vi. ke^? tre^n?

 Ne^'u theo khi'a ca.nh a^'y thi` ngo^n ngu+~ Hung-gia-lo+.i co`n "tho+" ga^'p 
ti?, vi` ca'ch ca^'u tu+` trong tie^'ng Hung khie^'n ta co' the^? go` va^.n ra^'t 
de^~ da`ng. :-))

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 Ngo^n ngu+~ Vie^.t Nam, tho+ Vie^.t Nam co' nhu+~ng tu+`, nhu+~ng va^`n 
ddie^.u chi? ddo.c le^n chi? co' the^? ca?m nha^.n ba(`ng tra'i tim, ta^'m lo`ng 
ma` kho^ng the^? na`o die^~n ta?, gia?i thi'ch no^?i.
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 Ca^u na`y cu~ng co' the^? u+'ng vo+'i mo.i thu+' ngo^n ngu+~ tre^n the^' 
gio+'i, ca? "sinh ngu+~" la^~n "tu+? ngu+~". DDa^u pha?i la` ca'i "dda(.c 
quye^`n", "dda(.c lo+.i" gi` cu?a tie^'ng Vie^.t?

 DDe^? ca'c ba'c ddo+~ so^'t ruo^.t, to^i xin no'i luo^n ma` kho?i tri'ch da^~n 
da`i do`ng, la` ca'i ca^u than tho+? "hie^?u ddu+o+.c, ca?m ddu+o+.c [ca^u 
tho+ to^i tha^'y kha' bi`nh thu+o+`ng cu?a "ba` Chu'a tho+ No^m"] ma` pha^n 
ti'ch thi` tha^.t kho', di.ch ra tie^'ng nu+o+'c ngoa`i thi` ca`ng kho'" cu~ng 
thuo^.c tru+o+`ng ho+.p no'i tre^n.

 DDe^'n dda^y, to^i xin ru't (bu+`a) ra ke^'t lua^.n nhu+ sau:

 - Mo^.t: co' the^? hai co^ ga'i to'c va`ng (?), mu~i lo~ dda~ "ho.c ve.t", qua' 
thuo^.c ba`i! Kha' khen cho ho.!

 - Hai: co' the^? ho. chi? khen theo phe'p xa~ giao cu?a Ta^y.

 Trong ca? hai tru+o+`ng ho+.p, cha? ca^`n pha?i tin va`o ddo' ma` tu+. "ve? 
vang da^n Vie^.t"!

 3. Vie^'t "pha?n ddo^.ng" nhu+ the^' na`y, ca'c ba'c ddu+`ng cho la` to^i "ba`i 
xi'ch" tie^'ng Vie^.t ma` oan uo^?ng cho to^i nhe'! To^i, cu+' nghe tie^'ng oanh 
va`ng tho? the? cu?a ba^'t cu+' co^ ga'i Vie^.t na`o, la`... "che^'t" lie^`n ro^`i. 
DDo^'i vo+'i to^i, ca'i ddo' co`n "tho+" ho+n ba^'t cu+' ba`i tho+ na`o cu?a cu. 
ND, cu. HXH...

 HLinh ("To^i ye^u tie^'ng nu+o+'c to^i"...)

 TB. Cha? hie^?u "thi.t cho' Die^u Bo^ng" dda~ xua^'t hie^.n chu+a? Ho^m 
no. ddu+o+.c ddo.c mo^.t ba`i ve^` "thi.t cho' o^m" (vu+`a nho^`m nhoa`m 
xo+i thi.t cho', vu+`a o^m, so+` soa.n...), cu~ng kha' ru`ng ro+.n! :-))