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[Viet HungV Nguyen <viethung1@yahoo.fr>]

 Hi ca'c ba'c,

Mo+`i ca'c ba'c enjoy ca^u chuye^.n sau. Cu~ng la`
go'p 
va`o thread no'ng ho^?i ve^` tie^'ng Vie^.t ga^`n
dda^y.

Cheers,
Hung.

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The European Commission has just announced an
agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union
rather than German,
which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's goverment
conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5-year phase-in
plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish":

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". 
Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy.  The  hard "c"
will be dropped in
favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and
keyboards kan  have 1
less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year, when the
troublesome  "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This
will make words like
"fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible. Governments
will enkurage the removal of double letters, which
have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling.  Also, al wil agre  that
the horibl mes of the
silent "e"'s in the languag is disgrasful, and they
should go away.

By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with  "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary  "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining
"ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of
leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a  reli sensibl riten
styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubls or difikultis and evrion vil find it eze tu
understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KOM TRU!!!


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