Teen Lust (2014)An awkward high school student strives to lose his virginity before his parents and their Satanic cult can sacrifice him to the devil. Director:Blaine Thurier |
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Teen Lust (2014)An awkward high school student strives to lose his virginity before his parents and their Satanic cult can sacrifice him to the devil. Director:Blaine Thurier |
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Daryl Sabara | ... |
Matt
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Cary Elwes | ... |
Sheldon
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Emmanuelle Vaugier | ... |
Shelley
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Kristin Bauer van Straten | ... |
Mary
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Jon Cor | ... |
Brad
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Jesse Carere | ... |
Neil
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Amy Groening | ... |
Cheryl
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Ali Tataryn | ... |
Ashley
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Jon Dore | ... |
Gary
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Hilary Jardine | ... |
Collette
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Leah Jones | ... |
Satanic Handmaiden
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CindyMarie Small | ... |
Madame
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Scott Johnson | ... |
Gas station attendant
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Lorrie Papadopoulos | ... |
High school student Neil (Jesse Carere) has vowed to remain celibate due to his religious beliefs, as his church wants him to be part of a religious ceremony that requires him to be a virgin. Neil is unaware that his church, which practices Satanism, is planning to sacrifice him to Satan in order to prevent 1000 years of peace on earth. Once Neil becomes aware of this plan, he and his best friend Matt (Daryl Sabara) make plans to find a woman to take Neil's virginity and thus save him from certain death. Written by sunnyebb
The basic idea of the movie is funny, sure, but that's about it.
Also: It's not nearly as raunchy as one might think; no nudity whatsoever, no really explicit scenes at all except for a lot of sexual references in the dialogue.
Extremely low production values are painfully evident throughout, and it's hard to say if the jokes could have worked with some remotely decent actors. Apart from Cary Elwes, Kristin Bauer van Straten (Pam from "True Blood") and (possibly) Jon Dore, chances are you won't be familiar with any of the other cast members. And you won't be wondering why...
Really, an absolute waste of time. Move on.