Jeremy, a local police officer leads a life of a confusing past, spending his current time searching for his kidnapper as a child. After other children begin missing, Jeremy pieces together... See full summary »
An anesthesiologist must awaken her animal instincts when she, her husband and her brother-in-law become the quarry of unseen hunters who want to turn them all into trophies.
Director:
Christopher Denham
Stars:
Wrenn Schmidt,
Pablo Schreiber,
Aaron Staton
After a century-long bender, the demon Krampus, who used to work with Santa Claus, is hungry for bad children again and wants back in some Christmas action.
Director:
George Dalphin
Stars:
Jenny Anastasoff,
Dan Greenleaf,
Maria Leibana
Vincent "Vinnie" Carpone has finally had enough. Finally had enough of his life as a mafia hit man, and enough of his over-jealous girlfriend, Ciarra. Maybe it's time for a change. After a ... See full summary »
Director:
Jason Hull
Stars:
Katie Russell,
Dennis Carver,
Curtis Chaney
Four interwoven stories that occur on Halloween: An everyday high school principal has a secret life as a serial killer; a college virgin might have just met the one guy for her; a group of teenagers pull a mean prank; a woman who loathes the night has to contend with her holiday-obsessed husband and a mean old man meets his match with a demonic, supernatural trick -or treater.
Jeremy, a local police officer leads a life of a confusing past, spending his current time searching for his kidnapper as a child. After other children begin missing, Jeremy pieces together the truth and realizes that his childhood kidnapper could be a creature of ancient yuletide lore, Krampus, who is the brother of St. Nick, and punisher of children who perform acts of unspeakable evil without repercussion. Can Jeremy kill Krampus and prevent more missing children? Written by
Anonymous
1. You must live outside of civilization to like this movie.
2. You must be a true redneck to like this awfulness.
3. You must have seen Santa Claus in an episode of "Sons of Anarchy" "My Brother" LOL!!!
4. You must love the worst of acting and direction with your popcorn.
5. You must like garble sounds as pathetic soundtrack.
6. You must like to be on an open space with snow, and walk like an ape
7. You must write a fake review and try to pass it as legit.
8. You must snore and slap yourself to be awake all the way to the first half hour.
9. You must own an 8mm handy cam
10. You must be an idiot to like this piece of trash!
How easy to get ten lines, I just need to repeat "You must" as the "actors" and "director" repeat the awful patterns of dumbness for this movie.