Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010) 3.9
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. Director:Joseph Guzman |
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Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010) 3.9
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. Director:Joseph Guzman |
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Asun Ortega | ... | ||
David Castro | ... |
Chavo
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Perry D'Marco | ... |
Father Carlittos
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Maxie Santillan Jr. | ... |
Mr. Foo
(as Maxie J. Santillan Jr.)
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Sarah Emmons | ... |
Butch
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Aycil Yeltan | ... |
Sister Angelina
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Emma Messenger | ... |
Mother Magda
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Bill Oberst Jr. | ... | ||
Maz Siam | ... |
Father Bernardo
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Xango Henry | ... |
Kick-Stand
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Robert Rexx | ... |
Half-Breed
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Jessica Elder | ... |
Beverly
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Alfonso Castro | ... |
Father Frank
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Jose Martinez | ... |
Chinaco
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Rene Arreola | ... |
Lobo
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Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the "Los Muertos" to track down and kill her they soon realize that this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER. Written by Robert James Hayes II
I read some reviews before watching this and I saw there were people liking it and people really hating it. So I thought it is a misunderstood film, something disguised as something else and that has some deep or comedic meaning. I was wrong. It is simply a really bad movie. The only reason you might like it is for some really short and not very explicit nun rape or lesbian scenes. Yes, you read that right: some really ugly nuns are getting raped or are doing it with somebody. Occasionally they shoot people. All this with the same ridiculous music in the background. And I really do not care they are nuns one way or the other.
Conclusion: It is not something like a Rodriguez film, it is not posing as a terrible film, it is just what it seems: a really bad movie. In the fine tradition of recyclical "creativity", it is just a clone of sexploitation films in the 60-70's. So avoid this.