6 Ways To Die
(2015)
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6 Ways To Die
(2015)
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Vinnie Jones | ... |
John Doe
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Michael Rene Walton | ... |
Sonny 'Sundown' Garcia
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Vivica A. Fox | ... |
Veronica Smith
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Tom Sizemore | ... |
Mike Jones
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Bai Ling | ... |
June Lee
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Dominique Swain | ... |
Steph Garcia
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Melissa Mars | ... |
Olivia
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Peter Dobson | ... |
Detective Wilcox
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Chris Jai Alex | ... |
Frank Casper
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Jose Rosete | ... |
Marcus
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Luis Fernandez-Gil | ... |
El Jefe
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Kinga Philipps | ... |
Agent Carter
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Jeff Galfer | ... |
Hunter
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Vinny Silva | ... |
Teenage Sundown
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Sandra Valladares | ... |
Teenage Sophia
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Sonny "Sundown" Garcia is the top North American narcotics distributor for the Colombian cartels. He has created the most efficient and productive distribution pipeline since the era of the Cocaine Cowboys. John Doe is a man of mystery. His identity and history are unknown. All we know is that he wants Sundown dead and six feet under. But before he does so, he wants to make Sundown feel every thing that he felt, suffer every thing that he suffered and lose everything that he lost. To exact his revenge, John Doe hires 6 contractors from the criminal underworld with individual specialties, to execute his plan. John wants 6 things taken from Sundown: his freedom, his love, his reputation, his most valuable possession, his money and finally, his life. Sundown's life is quickly and efficiently turned to a living hell. His bank account is wiped clean. His wife disappears. His loyalties are put to the test. Systematically, Sundown's entire life is being wiped out, ending with his successful ... Written by Anonymous
I rarely rate a movie so low because... let's face it, there are few movies worse that this out there that I try to watch. I chose 6 Ways to Sundown because of Vinnie Jones and Bai Ling. Love them both, but guys, why did you do this to me?
From the very start one feels that something is not quite right. The dialogue is overly pompous, without adding anything to the story, the film is divided in chapters, the chapters are presented in a reverse order, there are flashbacks that need other flashbacks to explain and so on. The film is screeching "Wait for the twist! It's going to blow your mind". If you got this far into the review, trust me, it is not going to blow your mind.
Then everything is really really badly made. The people dancing in the club of the "most notorious drug dealer in North America" are dancing worse than I do. That's bad! The productions values are low. The acting is bad. Vinnie Jones spends all of his 5 minutes of acting in a car, Bai Ling is beautiful as ever, but she barely does anything, Tom Sizemore (which I really dislike anyway) dies in the first few minutes and Vivica A. Fox... why are they hiring her anymore is beyond me. And these are the best actors in the movie.
Bottom line: a complete and utter waste of time. It's always risky to watch something written and directed by the same guy, but this is not even so bad it's funny, like The Room.