Quotes
Tina aka Cowboy:
This is just like old times.
Matt Helm:
Yeah, especially with that body on the floor.
[
Pointing to Barbara in the background, who has just been shot twice in the back by Tina]
Tina aka Cowboy:
What do we do with *her*?
Matt Helm:
You put her on ice, let ICE take care of it.
Tina aka Cowboy:
And what happens when the maid walks in, in the morning?
Matt Helm:
You know, you're right. Let's put her in my bed, so we don't arouse suspicion.
[
Matt and Tina start walking towards Barbara's body, cut]
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Crazy Credits
Woven (almost literally) through the opening credits are three cleverly staged striptease dances by Mary Jane Mangler (brunette in blue), Larri Thomas (blond in white), and 'guest star' Cyd Charisse in red (who also performs the title number, voice dubbed by Vikki Carr). Charisse emerges roughly 40 minutes later in the film as an actual character - nightclub dancer Sarita.
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Soundtracks
Everybody Loves Somebody
(uncredited)
Written by
Sam Coslow,
Ken Lane and
Irving Taylor
Performed by
Dean Martin
Heard on Helm's car radio
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Yep, that's the premise, and the beginning to the silliest spy series, before a certain dentally-challenged International Man of Mystery arrived.
Dean Martin starred as Matt Helm, the lead character in a series of novels by Donald Hamilton. The books were serious spy adventures; but, there is nothing serious about the film series. Dean plays it tongue-in-cheek, often making fun of his own image and rivalry with fellow Rat Packer Frank Sinatra. The films are filled with strange characters and silly gadgets.
Martin has fun with the role and keeps the film rolling along, but Stella Stevens makes it memorable. She is sexy as hell, but is such a lovable klutz that she dominates every scene. Victor Buono gets to chew the most scenery this side of his Batman appearances.
The gadgets make James Bond look like a documentary: a gun that shoots backward unless the trigger is pushed, exploding buttons, a station wagon with a fold down bed and bar, and Helm's many household appliances.
These films were anything but serious, but this one is very entertaining. The films tended to get worse with each new entry, but most of the elements work well here. If you are looking for serious spy cinema, try 007 or Harry Palmer. If you want some goofy fun, try this.