Best Day Ever (II) (2014)

Someday, a gay man is going to make a gay film. And it will be a good film. A film which stands on it's own. A film which people won't see just because of it's predominately gay theme, storyline, or eroticism. And that will be a great day for gay films.

Wait, strike that, they already have. And not just once, but dozens of times. And they were good. Great, even.

Yet this film, is not. It's not great. It's not good. It's not even watchable. It feels like a amateur film about a gay relationship, written and directed by those who are more concerned with an agenda, than they are about excelling at their craft.

Take, for instance, a film like, say, A Single Man. About a bhatty-boy. Doing bhatty-boy things. And directed/screenwritten by a (quite famous) bhatty-boy. Why was that film so watchable, and yet this one, also helmed, and populated with bhatty-boys....so horrid? Gay haters who think this film sucks because of it's gay theme, are quite mistaken. This film sucks...because it sucks! Nothing more, or less. Directorial, writing, producing, acting, and even crew ineptitude is behind the massive suck-factor this film wears like so much gaudy gold lame. (see how I did that? Anyone can sound gay...anyone!) If Liberace were alive today, God rest his glorious soul, he'd gag in disgust at this film. Which leads me to how I found out about this film in the first place.

Even gays hate this film! I should know, the little brown-skinned, foreign, tight-pants-wearing, gay guy (who often smells of rose water) who does my hair is how I found out about it in the first place. So I had to see. Well, he was right.

I like those naughty gays just as much as the next person. They cut our hair, style our pets, decorate our homes, and even sometimes take our women out for fun evenings while we are celebrated for being so open minded for allowing it...and then secretly meet with our ladies-on-the-side while it's happening. Is that irony? No, I think a different word is needed.

And for all of that, and more, I thank all of those gay people! God may not approve, but what do I care? That's between them and their deity. But oh my, how off-topic we've gotten, haven't we? Thumbs up to gay-themed films! Thumbs down to this arse-gravy! Back to film school, ladies. You have much work ahead of you.