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Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit. Written by
Tom Zoerner <Tom.Zoerner@informatik.uni-erlangen.de>
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If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.
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Trivia
The hardbody "most beautiful girl in the world" character's name is Suzie. When she exits the dressing room she returns Ashby's invitation with her name and number. Credits bill her as Jackie Easton, dressing room girl.
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Goofs
Kimberley sits down on the patio chaisse-lounge twice.
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Quotes
Kimberly:
An hour? There's gonna be nothing left of us except a pile of white bones.
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Soundtracks
Runnin'
Written by Cindy Boettcher
Performed by
Vixen
(Westland Music, ASCAP)
Courtesy of World Records
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"Hardbodies" delivers what you should expect from a lightweight 80's sex comedy: plenty of fantastic-looking girls in bikinis or topless, a fun-carefree-sunny-summer-California-beach atmosphere, a couple of chuckles, and lots of 80's music. It does not deliver high cinematic artistry or a brilliant plot, but then again you should not expect any of that. The two main girls, Teal Roberts and Cindy Silver, are both enormously appealing and pleasantly natural, and the two main guys, Grant Cramer and Courtney Gains, are likable. The premise might have worked better if we had younger nerds in the roles of the middle-aged men, but to its credit the movie acknowledges their age and somehow manages to get away with it. It's the girls who are the most important here anyway, and as I said the casting was very good right down the line - I don't remember looking at even one less-than-pretty girl in this movie, even at the background. One of THE prettiest is no doubt a very young Kathleen Kinmont, in her first movie role: she doesn't get naked, yet her very tight white T-shirt leaves little to the imagination. (**1/2)