The worst part of having success is trying
to find someone who is happy for you.
When you try to make an impression, the
chances are that is the impression you will make.
Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair--
It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it.
Never try to explain computers to a layman. It is easier to
explain sex to a virgin.
Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.
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