This is copied from http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-hellweather.html and
written by L. Fitzgerald Sj÷berg.
I thought it was funny and it goes with
the link of the Weather in Hell, so I included it.
One day they had giant slugs, which I enjoyed immensely! They
occasionally repeat (as all forecasts do) so watch out for more slugs!
"If you're like most people, there are
going to be some serious changes in your life if and when Hell actually
gets around to freezing over. We, for
instance, will be purchasing a Sport Utility Vehicle, enjoying a
retrospective of Police Academy
films, and tuning into radio stations with slogans like "Your Place For
Mellow Memories and Laid-Back
With all this at stake, don't you
want to be able to keep close track of weather conditions in the Abyss?
That's why we're providing
HellWeather, the daily weather forecast for Hell."